Monster of Tortilla Flat
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Oh cool, so are we going to start judging him by that metric? If he's such a winner, how come he doesn't win?
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Oh cool, so are we going to start judging him by that metric? If he's such a winner, how come he doesn't win?
We just had 4 years of the media dragging Biden for historically average levels of inflation, only for that concern to immediately disappear when Trump got elected. It doesn't matter if you act like the financially responsible party; they will never treat Dems that way.
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
We just had 4 years of the media dragging Biden for historically average levels of inflation, only for that concern to immediately disappear when Trump got elected. It doesn't matter if you act like the financially responsible party; they will never treat Dems that way.
Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the milk. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck it
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the milk. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck it
The only surprise is"would be" instead of "has been".
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The only surprise is"would be" instead of "has been".
In Denver, there has been a protest against Iran at the state capitol every single Saturday for God knows how long. It never makes the news, because why would it?
January 12, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In Denver, there has been a protest against Iran at the state capitol every single Saturday for God knows how long. It never makes the news, because why would it?
I bet the Salvadoran gulag would be willing to take them in.
January 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I bet the Salvadoran gulag would be willing to take them in.
The peanut butter to whatever is hidden in the peanut butter pipeline
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The peanut butter to whatever is hidden in the peanut butter pipeline
Yeah, I guess it would be cool if our corrupt rapist dictator was a benevolent dictator. Or whatever.
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Yeah, I guess it would be cool if our corrupt rapist dictator was a benevolent dictator. Or whatever.
That's funny, elections don't seem to have consequences when we win.
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
That's funny, elections don't seem to have consequences when we win.
Wins aside, this is a frustrating team to watch. An aesthetic nightmare.
January 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Wins aside, this is a frustrating team to watch. An aesthetic nightmare.
"Are you there, President Xi? It's me, Margaret."
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
"Are you there, President Xi? It's me, Margaret."
You've got the whole weekend to write up the impeachment. And stop giving him credit; our illegitimate leader is the problem, not theirs.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
You've got the whole weekend to write up the impeachment. And stop giving him credit; our illegitimate leader is the problem, not theirs.
And he got a majority of the votes despite several spoiler candidates hanging around. Not sure what other election system would change the outcome.
December 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And he got a majority of the votes despite several spoiler candidates hanging around. Not sure what other election system would change the outcome.
The NFL needs a Lady Bing trophy.
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The NFL needs a Lady Bing trophy.
Matrix by Lauren Groff is incredible. Nobody follows me but someone else is going to repost it for sure.
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Matrix by Lauren Groff is incredible. Nobody follows me but someone else is going to repost it for sure.
Didn't gamblers used to have some kind of code of honor so that regular people didn't have to hear about their bad beats? Saying stuff like this should get you an intervention not an audience.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Didn't gamblers used to have some kind of code of honor so that regular people didn't have to hear about their bad beats? Saying stuff like this should get you an intervention not an audience.
I bought some based on my faith in rational actors and it is gross. Not even interesting gross, just bad.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I bought some based on my faith in rational actors and it is gross. Not even interesting gross, just bad.
National Treasure but it's Nick Cage is trying to bring about the end times in accordance with Ben Franklin's secret occult manuscript.
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
National Treasure but it's Nick Cage is trying to bring about the end times in accordance with Ben Franklin's secret occult manuscript.
What the hell is this graph?
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What the hell is this graph?
And that the people fixated on publishing it were written as fools who couldn't grasp the current situation in their society? Surely he knows that...
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And that the people fixated on publishing it were written as fools who couldn't grasp the current situation in their society? Surely he knows that...
He knows that they never actually published the encyclopedia, right?
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
He knows that they never actually published the encyclopedia, right?
Oh yeah, Biden and Trump, guys famous for going after politically connected wrongdoers.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh yeah, Biden and Trump, guys famous for going after politically connected wrongdoers.
The Republican tent shouldn't be big enough for MTG. She should be kept in a cage and fed with raw meat from the end of a very long pole.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The Republican tent shouldn't be big enough for MTG. She should be kept in a cage and fed with raw meat from the end of a very long pole.
What's the deal? Do they throw that flag on anybody else?
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What's the deal? Do they throw that flag on anybody else?
Get used to it, Hitler.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Get used to it, Hitler.