Gorgeous Gordon (no relation)
@gorgeousgordon.bsky.social
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winner, car & driver's 'most wretched man' 1998
winner, car & driver's 'most wretched man' 1998
only if the uniform is a fedora and jorts
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
only if the uniform is a fedora and jorts
tit 4 tat?
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
tit 4 tat?
i wish i could "post normally" in your mouth 🍆👅
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
i wish i could "post normally" in your mouth 🍆👅
this is why i play d&d with people who only know about it from porn
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
this is why i play d&d with people who only know about it from porn
what if you jiggle the wiggles to make ziggles
January 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
what if you jiggle the wiggles to make ziggles
i found the special edition hardback at hot topic when i was in middle school, and because it was sealed bought it sight unseen without knowing anything other than COOL SHINY Z? ON THE COVER, and it changed my life. makes sense why i love your stuff
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
i found the special edition hardback at hot topic when i was in middle school, and because it was sealed bought it sight unseen without knowing anything other than COOL SHINY Z? ON THE COVER, and it changed my life. makes sense why i love your stuff
ooh the shitlib has dropped the pretense of civility and revealed their true nasty colors!! such an inhumane way to reply, sad!
January 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
ooh the shitlib has dropped the pretense of civility and revealed their true nasty colors!! such an inhumane way to reply, sad!
commander? i hardly know 'er! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
commander? i hardly know 'er! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'M poster!
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I'M poster!
possum gf who carries me around on her back
January 10, 2026 at 6:29 AM
possum gf who carries me around on her back
chat are we about to cum?
January 10, 2026 at 6:25 AM
chat are we about to cum?
as i was typing my reply i kinda remembered that i saw that, and then i wondered if it was already out but it isn't. some things don't need sequels but maybe this one will be good!!
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 AM
as i was typing my reply i kinda remembered that i saw that, and then i wondered if it was already out but it isn't. some things don't need sequels but maybe this one will be good!!
pizza the hutt will return in 'space balls ii: indigestion'
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
pizza the hutt will return in 'space balls ii: indigestion'
i can't believe you ate pizza the hutt :'(
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 AM
i can't believe you ate pizza the hutt :'(
well damn, if i knew ya had ronis i never woulda brought cash into the equation
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
well damn, if i knew ya had ronis i never woulda brought cash into the equation
it's me, i'm perverts
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
it's me, i'm perverts
can't wait :)
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 AM
can't wait :)
do you post your music anywhere? i would love to listen
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
do you post your music anywhere? i would love to listen
boylei hobby time does immaculate dioramas of some stuff that kids would find extremely cool
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
boylei hobby time does immaculate dioramas of some stuff that kids would find extremely cool