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"Your belly button was your first mouth"
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"Your belly button was your first mouth"
"It's only child labor if you pay them"
October 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"It's only child labor if you pay them"
If a murder gets solved, is the person no longer dead? 🤔
September 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If a murder gets solved, is the person no longer dead? 🤔
"Blood is Gaia's moisturizer"
September 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"Blood is Gaia's moisturizer"
"It's not incest if we don't make a baby"
September 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"It's not incest if we don't make a baby"
Girlfriend: "I need a hammer"
Me: "I hardly know 'er"
Me: "I hardly know 'er"
August 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Girlfriend: "I need a hammer"
Me: "I hardly know 'er"
Me: "I hardly know 'er"
I've never had to deal with carpal tunnel, but I once had a bad case of boatpush canal
August 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I've never had to deal with carpal tunnel, but I once had a bad case of boatpush canal