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Helen
@gorewhoree.bsky.social
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Gamer, Warhammer nerd, unapologetic furry
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Idk anything about baseball, what the fuck makes this guy quirky
Article with photo of a bluejays player with headline that says "Blue Jays cut ties with quirky 3.19 ERA pitcher"
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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I know Gronky boy only resigned to the pats for one day, and that it was entirely symbolic so he could "retire a patriot", but cmon profootball reference you gotta mark that down officially that shit would be so fucking funny
The pro-football-reference.com page for Rob Gronkowski, with a bunch of info about what teams he played on for which years. Notably, the page is missing information about him resigning for the patriots for one day on 11/12/2025, only listing his tenure with the patriots from 2010 to 2018, and with the buccaneers from 2020-2021.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I love this image so much
A football graphic with player Sam Darnold pointing menacingly towards the camera with text to his right that says “OUT INDEFINITELY MONONUCLEOSIS”
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This is all I have to say after that game:
Picture of Josh Allen, QB of the buffalo bills, with the caption “Josh Allen is the only NFL player”
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Fuck, I’m a colts fan now
Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon taking notes on the sideline wearing a sparkly jacket
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I’m so excited for 0-8
A screenshot of a box score for today’s New York Jets vs Cincinnati Bengals game. The jets (0-7) are losing to the bengals (3-4) by 11 points (current score is 13 Jets 24 Bengals)
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Why are we doing evil Joe Flacco bro, what part of the icy hot bowl made you wanna do evil Flacco
A YouTube video titled “NFL Week 7 Recap: THE WEIRDEST WEEK SO FAR!” Posted by a guy named “TubFrog”. The thumbnail is of Joe Flacco in his white bengals uniform, with glowing red eyes and a fearsome expression. Behind him is the text “WEEK 7” in big bold lettering.
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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oh yeah flacco gave us this gem in the 4th quarter lol
Joe Flacco, current quarter back for the cincinatti bengals, making a funny face on the field during tonights football game against the steelers
October 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Chiefs beat the lions
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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#IStandWithAndretti
Mario Andretti cars
October 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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“Thank you so much for saving my job” ass hug
Jaxson Dart (Giants QB) being hugged by Brian Daboll (giants head coach)
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???
The giants leading over the eagles 34-17 somehow
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Back to painting my little guys
A mini painting stand with the text “Woof!” Painted onto it
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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what the fuck even are post game interviews
Trevor Lawrence and some spots analyst sharing a Jacksonville Jaguars themed birthday cake
October 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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PREACH KING
PREACH BIRTHDAY BOY
Trevor Lawrence in the post game interview after tonight
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Yeah get ready to learn housewife buddy
Travis Kelce (I think, it might be some other chiefs player) pictured in the background with the text “it is time for the kitchen”
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I wasn’t gonna post this unless they won but…
Trevor Lawrence is hot as fuck
Go Jags 31-28 over bum ass chiefs
Bienvenue Pat Mahomes get ready to learn Canadian buddy
Ni Hao Travis Kelce get ready to learn Chinese buddy
Trevor Lawrence, QB for the Jacksonville Jaguars, with his hair flowing in the wind
October 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Tennessee Titans are 1-0 in games that occur the week after their QB calls the whole team Ass
Quote from Titans quarterback cam ward that says “If we keepin’ it a buck, we ass” with cam ward pictured in the background
October 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Knight haters: explain this
October 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Tag yourself, I’m whatever you think the saddest one is for all of them
October 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Fucking finally I can wear what I want
Screenshot of the weather forecast for my area today: current temperature is 46 degrees Fahrenheit, with a high of 65 and a low of 45.
October 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Accurate photo for this game
Quote from cam ward that says “if we keep it a buck, we ass” with cam ward himself pictured behind the quote
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Bums, next question
Screenshot of the current score of the jets vs dolphins game, jets 10 dolphins 24 in quarter 3. Normally I put more effort into these alt texts but nobody cares about either team like cmon.
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Operation: kill Roger Goodell
(For letting this bullshit happen)
End result of tonight’s Greenbay Packers versus Dallas Cowboys game: a miserable 40-40 tie in overtime.
September 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Oh look! Two nobodies fighting over nothing!
(Which I’m going to be watching entirely because it’s in Ireland and I have to know if the Irish are Steelers fans or Vikings fans)
A screenshot of the details of an upcoming NFL game where the away team Minnesota Vikings (with a 2 - 1 record) will face the home team Pittsburgh Steelers (also 2 - 1 record) in a game that will be played in Ireland.
September 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM