Mat Roy
@gore-not-core.bsky.social
You ran a marathon. I didn’t eat bacon for 24 hours. Who has more discipline?
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You ran a marathon. I didn’t eat bacon for 24 hours. Who has more discipline?
If you’re not First Baptist, you’re last!
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you’re not First Baptist, you’re last!
Effective immediately: All Texas A&M classes will now meet in this cave
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Effective immediately: All Texas A&M classes will now meet in this cave
If you’re under a foot tall, please unfriend me
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you’re under a foot tall, please unfriend me
For the love of god, stop saying 1000%
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
For the love of god, stop saying 1000%
I’m spinning records tonight! 🙌🏽
October 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m spinning records tonight! 🙌🏽
Thank god I’m an atheist! 😇
October 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Thank god I’m an atheist! 😇
YOU KNOW AN INDIAN BUFFET HATES TO SEE ME COMING
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
YOU KNOW AN INDIAN BUFFET HATES TO SEE ME COMING
Board certified freak, 7 days a week 🪪
October 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Board certified freak, 7 days a week 🪪
The current line for Original Donut Shop tacos
October 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The current line for Original Donut Shop tacos
When I see a Cybertruck
October 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When I see a Cybertruck
The government is now tracking if your laugh is “jajaja” instead of “hahaha”
September 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The government is now tracking if your laugh is “jajaja” instead of “hahaha”
“You come to me on Pythagorean Square Triple Day to ask a favor…”
September 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“You come to me on Pythagorean Square Triple Day to ask a favor…”
The government is now tracking anyone who jokes about the Dallas Cowboys online
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The government is now tracking anyone who jokes about the Dallas Cowboys online
If you’ve ever had a conversation at the gym, please unfriend me 🤫
September 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If you’ve ever had a conversation at the gym, please unfriend me 🤫
TONIGHT at LOWCOUNTRY
Math Problema is joined by friends from San Jose! 🙌🏽 🪩✨
Math Problema is joined by friends from San Jose! 🙌🏽 🪩✨
September 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
TONIGHT at LOWCOUNTRY
Math Problema is joined by friends from San Jose! 🙌🏽 🪩✨
Math Problema is joined by friends from San Jose! 🙌🏽 🪩✨
The Texas bathroom fine is 31 times more costly than getting a second DUI 📈
September 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Texas bathroom fine is 31 times more costly than getting a second DUI 📈
I’m not ready for the “I back the Texas Bathroom Police” bumper stickers 😒
August 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m not ready for the “I back the Texas Bathroom Police” bumper stickers 😒
Good morning from one of the greatest micro-districts on Earth! ☀️
August 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Good morning from one of the greatest micro-districts on Earth! ☀️
Stop proposing to pop stars. We need plumbers and electricians!
August 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Stop proposing to pop stars. We need plumbers and electricians!
New research suggests cause of RFK Jr.'s vocal disorder is gargling Trump’s balls 🔬
August 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
New research suggests cause of RFK Jr.'s vocal disorder is gargling Trump’s balls 🔬
Watching horror movies helps confirm my suspicion of everyone and everything 👀
August 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Watching horror movies helps confirm my suspicion of everyone and everything 👀
This gonna be a fun one! Z&Z and I will be spinning post-punk, skronk, disco, electro, soul, boogie and left-field records at Lowcountry on Saturday, August 23rd! You don’t want to miss it! 🪩🕺🏽🎶⚡️
August 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This gonna be a fun one! Z&Z and I will be spinning post-punk, skronk, disco, electro, soul, boogie and left-field records at Lowcountry on Saturday, August 23rd! You don’t want to miss it! 🪩🕺🏽🎶⚡️