gordonusername
@gordonusername.bsky.social
bluesky butterfly🦋 (pretty twitter)
why does scam likely keep calling me? idek them
March 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
why does scam likely keep calling me? idek them
who’s scam likely ?
March 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
who’s scam likely ?
what font is the spongebob transition screen text?
February 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
what font is the spongebob transition screen text?
i live my life by 3 simple rules: live, laugh, love
February 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i live my life by 3 simple rules: live, laugh, love
if you find community in a church that speaks in tongues definitely keep going! but maybe don’t tithe
January 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
if you find community in a church that speaks in tongues definitely keep going! but maybe don’t tithe
wendy be like “i always let my burger king go in-n-out and smash this burger all day” we get it girl but you got five guys in a white castle and had carl’s junior in a mcdonald’s parking lot, messy bitch
January 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
wendy be like “i always let my burger king go in-n-out and smash this burger all day” we get it girl but you got five guys in a white castle and had carl’s junior in a mcdonald’s parking lot, messy bitch
calling dibs early to be Velma on Halloween
January 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
calling dibs early to be Velma on Halloween
what if supreme changed the ‘sup’ to ‘c’, and ‘m’ to ‘p’, then sold lil french pancakes. what would you do
January 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
what if supreme changed the ‘sup’ to ‘c’, and ‘m’ to ‘p’, then sold lil french pancakes. what would you do
what do you want from me when you’re riding my ass on the road, perhaps a balls with no cock?
January 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
what do you want from me when you’re riding my ass on the road, perhaps a balls with no cock?
I could beat Mark Wahlberg in a fight, I could beat Mark Wahlberg in two fights
January 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I could beat Mark Wahlberg in a fight, I could beat Mark Wahlberg in two fights
weather reports are so interesting to me, girl just go outside
January 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
weather reports are so interesting to me, girl just go outside
toast with no butter
January 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
toast with no butter
her: “woof, bark”
me: いいこ !(^•^)!
me: いいこ !(^•^)!
January 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
her: “woof, bark”
me: いいこ !(^•^)!
me: いいこ !(^•^)!
no free sauce? we’ll see about that
January 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
no free sauce? we’ll see about that
nintendo dogs, we were once🚬
January 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
nintendo dogs, we were once🚬
i love coffee :)
do you like coffee :0
do you like coffee :0
January 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i love coffee :)
do you like coffee :0
do you like coffee :0
would you rather pass away or die?🧌
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
would you rather pass away or die?🧌
if there’s one thing for certain it’s that i’m not
January 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
if there’s one thing for certain it’s that i’m not
can chat gbt fix my GERD
December 27, 2024 at 7:31 PM
can chat gbt fix my GERD
everyone in first class looks like they love being in first class
December 23, 2024 at 4:05 PM
everyone in first class looks like they love being in first class
always a guy in a big puffer jacket at the airport eating out of a bag of nuts he brought from home
December 23, 2024 at 3:36 PM
always a guy in a big puffer jacket at the airport eating out of a bag of nuts he brought from home