Gordge
@gordge.bsky.social
MTG enthusiast, painter of nails, breaker of hearts
it's just Charlie the Unicorn for the current generation of kids
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
it's just Charlie the Unicorn for the current generation of kids
I hate it when people take a half-right idea and push it all the way around to being wrong again. Like yes the medical establishment has done a shit, misogynist-ass job of building maternal care practices. It's still better than dying in childbirth though.
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I hate it when people take a half-right idea and push it all the way around to being wrong again. Like yes the medical establishment has done a shit, misogynist-ass job of building maternal care practices. It's still better than dying in childbirth though.
pointy rainbow scribblers, obviously
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
pointy rainbow scribblers, obviously
oh lol it's a random? I figured it was just somebody watching your youtube channel - makes you wonder how he found your post to reply to lol (dear god I hope bluesky isn't doing the F#bk algorithm thing)
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
oh lol it's a random? I figured it was just somebody watching your youtube channel - makes you wonder how he found your post to reply to lol (dear god I hope bluesky isn't doing the F#bk algorithm thing)
I mean tbf you're also very intelligent and discuss topics that are hard to talk about but very much deserve discussion. Your humor is delightful but like, I could see being a fan without caring about that.
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I mean tbf you're also very intelligent and discuss topics that are hard to talk about but very much deserve discussion. Your humor is delightful but like, I could see being a fan without caring about that.
weird that it's not just called Ettin
September 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
weird that it's not just called Ettin
if you really want to disrupt some tables, nothing has gotten my cedh opponents more tilted than stax in my Magda deck lol Vexing Bauble does so much work
September 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
if you really want to disrupt some tables, nothing has gotten my cedh opponents more tilted than stax in my Magda deck lol Vexing Bauble does so much work
Utilizing the central thematic mechanic in a deck
eg. reanimating some creatures in a reanimator deck
eg. reanimating some creatures in a reanimator deck
July 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Utilizing the central thematic mechanic in a deck
eg. reanimating some creatures in a reanimator deck
eg. reanimating some creatures in a reanimator deck
Wizards should include a clause in whatever agreement you come to about that where you can drop a video about it early if it gets leaked - that would just make sense
July 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Wizards should include a clause in whatever agreement you come to about that where you can drop a video about it early if it gets leaked - that would just make sense
the *best* way to do it would be to print it at actual common in a Foundations style set and fully flood the market
July 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the *best* way to do it would be to print it at actual common in a Foundations style set and fully flood the market
yeah I kinda figured - shame it all got smushed into one list - separate power levels and brackets one way or the other would have been a nice level of granularity
July 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
yeah I kinda figured - shame it all got smushed into one list - separate power levels and brackets one way or the other would have been a nice level of granularity
we need a player bracket system - exhibitionist, midcore, and optimizer - an optimizer's 2 is going to hit different than a midcore's 2, and the exhibitionist's bracket 4 is gonna be an ~experience~
July 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
we need a player bracket system - exhibitionist, midcore, and optimizer - an optimizer's 2 is going to hit different than a midcore's 2, and the exhibitionist's bracket 4 is gonna be an ~experience~
The C? Oh it's for ~cashmere~ darling - my secret lairs deserve it 💅
July 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The C? Oh it's for ~cashmere~ darling - my secret lairs deserve it 💅
Her token is SO good I can't even
(I was running her because of that token, but ended up switching to Beamtown Bullies no-Leveler so I could make people smack each other with a Jumbo Cactuar 🌵🤪 tee hee)
(I was running her because of that token, but ended up switching to Beamtown Bullies no-Leveler so I could make people smack each other with a Jumbo Cactuar 🌵🤪 tee hee)
July 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Her token is SO good I can't even
(I was running her because of that token, but ended up switching to Beamtown Bullies no-Leveler so I could make people smack each other with a Jumbo Cactuar 🌵🤪 tee hee)
(I was running her because of that token, but ended up switching to Beamtown Bullies no-Leveler so I could make people smack each other with a Jumbo Cactuar 🌵🤪 tee hee)
I mean presumably you do that before you play the Crystal, or you have a sac engine powerful enough that relying on your opponents to have sac fodder isn't necessary
July 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I mean presumably you do that before you play the Crystal, or you have a sac engine powerful enough that relying on your opponents to have sac fodder isn't necessary
I mean sure but I "pulled" a foil borderless Yuna and the FMA Urza and still came out -$13 on the "pack" I just "ripped" so the rates aren't really relevant lol
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I mean sure but I "pulled" a foil borderless Yuna and the FMA Urza and still came out -$13 on the "pack" I just "ripped" so the rates aren't really relevant lol
have you seen this yet? justbuysingles.com
Just Buy Singles
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July 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
have you seen this yet? justbuysingles.com
it only exiles opponent's stuff - if your plan with Sephiroth happens on your board it's not really a problem - just exchanging a little bit of value from the pings for the value of exiling their creatures and maybe getting to play with them if you flood out or get blown out
July 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
it only exiles opponent's stuff - if your plan with Sephiroth happens on your board it's not really a problem - just exchanging a little bit of value from the pings for the value of exiling their creatures and maybe getting to play with them if you flood out or get blown out
Yeah I don't blame them they're great people - I can't wait for a new system though that'll be nice
July 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Yeah I don't blame them they're great people - I can't wait for a new system though that'll be nice
local shops keep using it to organize events in my area - pretty disappointing
July 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
local shops keep using it to organize events in my area - pretty disappointing
Yeah my local tournaments are all run through them - pretty shitty having to support those assholes just so I can compete
July 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yeah my local tournaments are all run through them - pretty shitty having to support those assholes just so I can compete