Perimenopausal rage made me chop off all my hair and I’ve honestly never been happier. People have said I look younger. I think I look queerer. It’s a win-win

I had my ass handed to me by a preteen. And when we played as a team, the next round he did better *without* me

My thinking is that if I have spiders, it means there’s something they’re eating. When the population gets too big I take the spiders outside into the garden. Funnily, I find spiders crawling on me constantly after a walk or garden work. I guess we understand one another