Should I go borrow a cup of dick from my neighbor?

Next time I start bitching why I get blocked on the pumpkin app, refer me to this 🤭

Can’t be bottoming for men shorter than me at my old age anymore. These knees take forever to recover 😭

Hooked up with my neighbor and I can’t get the lube stains off my seats 😭

So this is where the cool people are at now 🥹