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Goose (they/them)

former maker of tv-games

Profile picture: a pixelated goose head and neck.
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Wife and I were rewatching episode 200 of Stargate SG1, and noticed a little joke we hadn't spotted before:
A close-up shot of two plastic puppet hands typing on a computer keyboard. The keys have been rearranged to spell "Alex sucks dicks"
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
A red sign on a beige wall reads "to exit after hours push button" in all-caps white text. Below the sign, where the aforementioned button should be, is a flat metal plate. No button is visible.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
goosewho.games
A selfie of me, bald-headed and bearded, wearing light eyeshadow and dark two-toned lipstick. I am wide-eyed looking downward in an expression conveying a loud inner scream of desperation.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
goosewho.games
Post you from a different era

I think this is from my university days, 2004-2005ish?

My hair moved from atop my head to my chin.
An old selfie of myself where I, a Caucasian masc-presenting person, am looking at the camera through rectangle-rimmed glasses. My beard is limited to a light mustache and goatee, while my hair is long and down past my shoulders.
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Reworked my personal "no AI" seal. I had already pared it down to a round seal due to tile limits on the game boy; making it an angular shape (the powerful hexagon) seemed to make more sense.
A hexagonal seal in gameboy 2-bit olive green. It reads "this seal is your assurance that no AI was used to create this digital interactive experience".
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A selfie of me, bald-headed and bearded, wearing light eyeshadow and dark two-toned lipstick. I am wide-eyed looking downward in an expression conveying a loud inner scream of desperation.
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
goosewho.games
I always took the meme to mean more shit like this, frankly:
A screenshot from I Get This Call Every Day, depicting a computer and phone on an office desk within a cubicle. A customer's head floats in the space above the phone, representing the customer being spoken to. The lines on everything are jagged and amateurishly freehand.
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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They're like "we don't have an artist yet so if we can't use AI then you get this ugly art instead!" and I'm like "this ugly art is rad, maybe you should lean into it instead."

I could be biased, however; I did make this:
A screenshot from I Get This Call Every Day, depicting an office cubicle with a computer monitor and phone. A disembodied head representing the caller floats on the right, while four orange bars listing dialog options hover on the left side. The art style has been described as being "made in MS Paint", where the lines are jagged and pixelly, as if drawn by an unsteady hand using a mouse (it wasn't, and I'd be glad to describe my process if it interests you)
October 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
goosewho.games
describe your Bluesky account in a single image
The music artist bbno$ (baby no money) stands in a white void. He is wearing a grey suit jacket with a baby blue ruffled undershirt and bolo tie. His face is mostly covered in white paint. Above him, a text bubble reads "throw bricks at transphobic people".
October 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
goosewho.games
My tattoo is based off of this image, same vibe.
A Canada Goose, airborne with splayed wings, charges at several police officers wearing full tactical gear and cowering behind a riot shield.
September 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
goosewho.games
Reskeet with your mental state
A selfie of me, bald-headed and bearded, wearing light eyeshadow and dark two-toned lipstick. I am wide-eyed looking downward in an expression conveying a loud inner scream of desperation.
September 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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@jeremyoduber.com Just saw this on someone's profile and wondering if that's why your username is written like that 😂
A screenshot from a Bluesky profile showing mutual followers between my account and theirs. Next to three circular avatars, it reads "Followed by Alien Bob but also, Nathalie Lawhead, and 4 others."
August 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Nope, @itchitasti.bsky.social, you've lost any respect I would have had to let this conversation be private. Act like a troll, get dragged in public like a troll.

It would have taken a few seconds to see that I am, myself, non-binary and pansexual. I am both trans and queer. The fuck do you think?
Screenshot of a direct message from Bluesky user itchi tasti that reads: "Let me ask you a question, Goose. Do you actually care about other trans and queer people?"
August 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I am logged into itch. I am opted in to NSFW content (according to my settings page, this is a default if you upload NSFW content to your account). This is what I see when I search for The Seventh Bride.
A screenshot of a search of games on itch dot io while looged in as user "Goose". The first four results are games named "The Seventh Warrior", "The Seventh Throne", "The Seventh Warrior: Abbadon of Demon Sister", and "The Seventh Rainbow". There is no result found for The Seventh Bride.
August 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
goosewho.games
Too good to leave without alt-text:
A screenshot of two responses in a Twitter thread. The first, from Anna Baas (@venite), reads: "A friend learned COBOL and received a codebase where the last change was done in the 90s... by. his. mum." The next response, from nobody (@imaguid), reads: "that's not how inheritance is supposed to work in programming"
August 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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What a difference transition (and a couple decades) make:
A closeup of my bald, bearded, white, non-binary mess of a face. I'm wearing dark eyeliner, pink eyeshadow, a dark upper lip, and a dark pink lower lip. My eyes are wide and looking to the lower left in an expression that conveys that I am screaming internally.
August 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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This is who runs this account.
An old selfie of me, Caucasian masc-passing, wearing square-rimmed silver glasses with a nonplussed expression. My beard is very short but my brown hair is long, down past my shoulders. The caption at the bottom of the page reads "you can't beat 100 percent"
August 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
goosewho.games
From August 2013:
Screenshot of an email to me from a GOG rep. It reads: "Thanks a lot for your submission and your interest in GOG. We’re actually familiar with I Get This Call Every Day, I think that games like yours are important, they help us feel, at least for a short time, what it feels like to be on the other side of the phone or counter and remind us how important it is to be empathetic. Unfortunately though, we don’t think that your game will be a good fit for GOG as we aren’t confident in its sales potential on our site. Additionally we have a very busy upcoming release schedule with many great games already waiting for release. For these reasons I’m afraid we will have to pass on I Get This Call Every Day. If you have any other games in the future that might be a better fit for GOG, please let us know, and hopefully we’ll be able to work together.
August 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
goosewho.games
This is what I have to deal with at work.
July 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
goosewho.games
Met a cool duck who roams free at my cousin's farm
A white and brown coloured duck, laying down on the grass under a table.
July 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Can confirm
A screenshot of my itch dashboard, showing icons for a number of projects. The important part is that while this screen usually displays in colour, it is now showing entirely greyscale.
July 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Pepperoni Ennui
White text on black background that reads "Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: a symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate."
July 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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This is where I post from
A selfie of me, sitting at my desk, as a small black cat sits on my chest and licks my nose.
July 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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If you see this, I implore you to post a Pic from your device without context.
A picture of the sun from the Teletubbies tv show. Normally the face of a cheerful, adorable baby would be inside the sun; instead there is Gowron, chancellor of the Klingon Empire, his eyes wide with glory.
July 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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With alt-text:
A game publisher CEO says "We're closing the studio and laying everyone off because the last game was over budget and did not meet expectations". A goose enters the frame from below and asks "Whose job was it to set the budget and expectations?" The goose begins chasing the CEO, honking angrily, "whose fucking job was it?"
July 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM