Goose Tycoon
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Goose Tycoon
@goosetycoon.bsky.social
The Beaverton is like the Canadian Onion FYI
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Lol. I had to deliver flyers for a shitty restaurant i worked at. I just threw them in a dumpster, got a drink and sat in a park for a couple hours
January 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Lol. They are all going to throw their backs out or tear their rotator cuffs if they keep at that
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
It means "good luck, you're on your own"
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social any chance we can get Scott and Sprague's take on MAGA Michelangelo?
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It does not because all of these people act like history started with whatever the thing they are upset about. Nothing before is relevant or related. See also, Oct. 7 being an "unprovoked" attack.
December 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
No Distillers, list invalid
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A Retvrn we need is bringing back exile. Less effective in a digital world, but sending Trump, Hawley, Cruz, etc. To Elba after Jan 6 would have been a good idea in retrospect
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's part of being human, part of being alive.

None of the people involved in hawking AI seem to have the slightest clue what life actually is, let alone appreciates or likes it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This reminds me of an old Kids in the Hall sketch where Kevin McDonald keeps putting salt in his eyes, but I can't remember why...
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Is it too late to make that happen? Perhaps some having mesothelioma is woke discourse?
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Can you order from Canada or have the tariffs and everything fucked that up?
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Learn to throw a splitter
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Also he's very clear that Le Batard is the money behind Meadowlark?
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The thing you want when running food service is people who know a lot about running a restaurant, like an MBA who only knows how to read a spreadsheet, and has never been in a Panera
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The backlash to this will and should be vicious. I hope these guys save their signing bonuses, because they will be rendered unemployable when Trump is in the ground. As a society we should consider revisiting the concept of exile.
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I just passed a year. It sounds corny, but it really is helpful knowing other people have done it and are sticking with it.
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They don't like Texans or conservatives. It's the same reason they live in New York.
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We were gifted a 70 inch when my MIL downsized to a condo, and I always thought that was too much, but I'll never go back now. We play a lot of Switch games as a family, and I play Diablo after everyone else goes to bed, and I wonder how I saw anything in the game before
October 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That's still 1.0
October 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The first lesson my prof taught in Econ 101: "People are stupid. They are driven almost entirely by fear and greed".

25 years later, it stands out as the most correct and applicable thing I learned in University.
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
He has enough money, he wants real power now and thinks MAGA is the best path
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Coming from the other side as a Jays fan, told my wife exactly the same thing after last night's game. I hope the Jays win tonight, but this has been a heck of a season, and very unexpected after they were terrible last year. If tonight is it, it was an awesome season.
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM