Goose, The Shenaniganizer
@goosethearchivist.bsky.social
Level 22, Fee/Fi/Fo/Fum
👌But actually He/It (if you know…)
🪃 A Lone Pringle
🏹 Keep It Real
🦔💨 AuDHD
Figuring the Sexuality out.
Way past cool! I enjoy FFXIV, Spider-Man, Xenoblade Chronicles, and nerdy tabletop games!
👌But actually He/It (if you know…)
🪃 A Lone Pringle
🏹 Keep It Real
🦔💨 AuDHD
Figuring the Sexuality out.
Way past cool! I enjoy FFXIV, Spider-Man, Xenoblade Chronicles, and nerdy tabletop games!
“Such devastation… this was not my intention!”
Gaius looking at a Bop It in order to control Ultima Weapon, after he missed a “twist it” and accidentally cast Ultima to blow up the Praetorium.
Gaius looking at a Bop It in order to control Ultima Weapon, after he missed a “twist it” and accidentally cast Ultima to blow up the Praetorium.
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Such devastation… this was not my intention!”
Gaius looking at a Bop It in order to control Ultima Weapon, after he missed a “twist it” and accidentally cast Ultima to blow up the Praetorium.
Gaius looking at a Bop It in order to control Ultima Weapon, after he missed a “twist it” and accidentally cast Ultima to blow up the Praetorium.
WITH THE PRETTY HAT YEAAAAAA
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
WITH THE PRETTY HAT YEAAAAAA
Well, of course.
Just because it wasn’t what I expected doesn’t mean it isn’t good!
;>
Just because it wasn’t what I expected doesn’t mean it isn’t good!
;>
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Well, of course.
Just because it wasn’t what I expected doesn’t mean it isn’t good!
;>
Just because it wasn’t what I expected doesn’t mean it isn’t good!
;>
…
It wasn’t chamomile with vanilla.
…
.///.
It wasn’t chamomile with vanilla.
…
.///.
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
…
It wasn’t chamomile with vanilla.
…
.///.
It wasn’t chamomile with vanilla.
…
.///.
Oh boy! I hope it’s chamomile with vanilla!
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh boy! I hope it’s chamomile with vanilla!
Nah, I’m okay.
I’ll just get stabbed.
I’ll just get stabbed.
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Nah, I’m okay.
I’ll just get stabbed.
I’ll just get stabbed.
Here, you can borrow this one, I have a couple extra copies…
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Here, you can borrow this one, I have a couple extra copies…
When the metaphorical toe snaps off, that’s when you know you’ve had too much. But you don’t know you’ve had too much unless you’re already past the point where you can’t really fix the problem.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
When the metaphorical toe snaps off, that’s when you know you’ve had too much. But you don’t know you’ve had too much unless you’re already past the point where you can’t really fix the problem.
No, it’s more like frostbite in how you don’t really notice until you hit the point of no return and then it’s exceedingly painful.
Or that one background bit from Pirate of the Caribbean when they sail into the frozen area to get Jack back, and one of the pirates’ toes is so cold it snaps off.
Or that one background bit from Pirate of the Caribbean when they sail into the frozen area to get Jack back, and one of the pirates’ toes is so cold it snaps off.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
No, it’s more like frostbite in how you don’t really notice until you hit the point of no return and then it’s exceedingly painful.
Or that one background bit from Pirate of the Caribbean when they sail into the frozen area to get Jack back, and one of the pirates’ toes is so cold it snaps off.
Or that one background bit from Pirate of the Caribbean when they sail into the frozen area to get Jack back, and one of the pirates’ toes is so cold it snaps off.
“There’s no money in Sonic’s World.”
You’re right, Sega, there’s only rings. Which has been how you buy things in every single game with shop mechanics.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
You’re right, Sega, there’s only rings. Which has been how you buy things in every single game with shop mechanics.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“There’s no money in Sonic’s World.”
You’re right, Sega, there’s only rings. Which has been how you buy things in every single game with shop mechanics.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
You’re right, Sega, there’s only rings. Which has been how you buy things in every single game with shop mechanics.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
Outrageous!
THE AUDACITY!
The unadulterated gall!
I would never, EVER…
*idly typing the word abort to my friend*
… try to fake a doctor’s note to get out of an exam.
I’m insulted at the insinuation.
THE AUDACITY!
The unadulterated gall!
I would never, EVER…
*idly typing the word abort to my friend*
… try to fake a doctor’s note to get out of an exam.
I’m insulted at the insinuation.
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Outrageous!
THE AUDACITY!
The unadulterated gall!
I would never, EVER…
*idly typing the word abort to my friend*
… try to fake a doctor’s note to get out of an exam.
I’m insulted at the insinuation.
THE AUDACITY!
The unadulterated gall!
I would never, EVER…
*idly typing the word abort to my friend*
… try to fake a doctor’s note to get out of an exam.
I’m insulted at the insinuation.
It literally has the doctor’s signature and phone number on it…
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It literally has the doctor’s signature and phone number on it…
*Looking at the doctor’s note in his hand after explaining why he couldn’t come into class on Wednesday…*
Uh….
S-sure…
Uh….
S-sure…
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
*Looking at the doctor’s note in his hand after explaining why he couldn’t come into class on Wednesday…*
Uh….
S-sure…
Uh….
S-sure…
Crimmus.
:>
:>
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Crimmus.
:>
:>
I saw the healthbar move.
If it bleeds…
Have at you!
If it bleeds…
Have at you!
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I saw the healthbar move.
If it bleeds…
Have at you!
If it bleeds…
Have at you!
Sorry, had to get a blood sample for a totally non-illicit potion.
Totally normal.
Don’t worry about it-
Totally normal.
Don’t worry about it-
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sorry, had to get a blood sample for a totally non-illicit potion.
Totally normal.
Don’t worry about it-
Totally normal.
Don’t worry about it-
If you’re dressed as Santa does that mean you have presents for us?
Oh, boy, I sure do wish I get coal for my grill for Christmas.
Hah.
Checkmate.
Now even if you say I’m on the naughty list (which I absolutely am), I get what I want regardless!
WHAT NOW, SANTA?
Oh, boy, I sure do wish I get coal for my grill for Christmas.
Hah.
Checkmate.
Now even if you say I’m on the naughty list (which I absolutely am), I get what I want regardless!
WHAT NOW, SANTA?
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If you’re dressed as Santa does that mean you have presents for us?
Oh, boy, I sure do wish I get coal for my grill for Christmas.
Hah.
Checkmate.
Now even if you say I’m on the naughty list (which I absolutely am), I get what I want regardless!
WHAT NOW, SANTA?
Oh, boy, I sure do wish I get coal for my grill for Christmas.
Hah.
Checkmate.
Now even if you say I’m on the naughty list (which I absolutely am), I get what I want regardless!
WHAT NOW, SANTA?
Get it you coward
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Get it you coward
Uh.
M-mayyyyybe?
Who’s asking?
M-mayyyyybe?
Who’s asking?
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Uh.
M-mayyyyybe?
Who’s asking?
M-mayyyyybe?
Who’s asking?
Can’t believe Sonic’s a narc now-
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Can’t believe Sonic’s a narc now-
OH SHIT-
I WAS PERCEIVED. HELL YEAH!
I WAS PERCEIVED. HELL YEAH!
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
OH SHIT-
I WAS PERCEIVED. HELL YEAH!
I WAS PERCEIVED. HELL YEAH!
“Or so I’ve heard”
Yeah, I imagine you did hear that. I wouldn’t be surprised if you could HEAR my thoughts.
Yeah, I imagine you did hear that. I wouldn’t be surprised if you could HEAR my thoughts.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Or so I’ve heard”
Yeah, I imagine you did hear that. I wouldn’t be surprised if you could HEAR my thoughts.
Yeah, I imagine you did hear that. I wouldn’t be surprised if you could HEAR my thoughts.