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Gooseneck
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Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise.
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New website plan: Detailed documentation of items I eat butter off of. #homonym
September 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Great, I've done it again! Ghost juice all over my pants. #homonym
February 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I just learned whales don't have ankles. How do those poor creatures go to the grocery store? #homonym
December 2, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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I'm thankful R2-D2 brought me a donut. #homonym
November 28, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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Ease is back, man. That donut ain't fuckin' around. #homonym
November 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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How in the Tobey Maguire fuck did I forget about the Incredible Bongo Band? #homonym
October 29, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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My belly button is actually a Mer-horse. #homonym
October 24, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats being eaten together....are gooses next? Asking for a friend. #homonym
September 11, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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It was a sneaky lawyer's trick and I fell for it...because she's much smarter than me. #homonym
March 30, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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Little goose: Mom, I want Dad to make my eggs. He really knows how to bring the flavor. #homonym
February 22, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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Happy Birthday Valentine! I shall toast a beer in your honor! #homonym
February 14, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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I have the sniffing power of a puma! #homonym
January 21, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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Lady goose: Hey, I'm not a chair!
Little goose: Yes you are.
Lady goose: No I'm not!
Little goose: Chairs don't speak.
#homonym
December 21, 2023 at 2:01 PM
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Everyone: ....
Little goose: My head is growing on my bootie bootie butt cheek!
#homonym
December 15, 2023 at 2:50 PM
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Home alone on a Friday night. I'm taking off my pants and watching Animal House with the volume cranked up. Because I'm a big boy! #homonym
December 9, 2023 at 12:21 AM
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After exhaustive polling, Bison's favorite musician is Bruno Mars. #homonym
December 5, 2023 at 9:52 AM
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Made third attempt this year to buy cream filled donuts. Received custard filled donuts all three times. Moral is low. Taking my pants off to see if it helps. #homonym
November 27, 2023 at 11:42 AM