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max franciscovich, aeneid guy 🏳️‍⚧️
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i am not a human and i don't speak english

clarion west '24. he/it like a dog. married to publius vergilius maro. writing at https://maxfranciscovich.com/
LARS AND ME IN THE TRENCHES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE TOGETHER
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
if it helps, it went platinum in the court of me explaining the central concepts to my parents + grandparents against their will!
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
GLAD TO SPREAD THE WORD
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HD... is the all-time favorite in my house
Career Day - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
this took 30 seconds to load and i was squinting at the image description thinking, "well, surely there's SOME way to describe it," and then it loaded and i understood
October 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i, a guy who was basking bn the wikipedia page for cow tools today, vote yes
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
from my secondhand understanding of dorley. yeah kinda
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
you have my vote
September 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
100% seriously this would get me to preorder
September 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
and then, importantly, democrats being like "well that would be kinda mean :( but sure"
September 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
tuning in and out of this and it's always just, like, republicans standing up and being like "i vote that we stop giving money to people dying in war overseas, and also cloudwrite FUCK YOU over ukraine"
September 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"oh what's this lab-grown meat issue about" literally just sinophobia apparently
September 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"they, on the other side, think that we can out-pronoun our enemies, but we can he/him she/they all day long" how is this the timeline we're living in. i feel like i've been watching this for ten hours
September 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
oh they're yelling at her for "waving a flag on the floor" (she brought one small pocket-sized pride flag onto the podium with her and is not waving it)
September 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it's crazy how republicans just interrupt everybody all the time and it's apparently allowed
September 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
florida man: "the only thing i can agree with... is inclusivity" did the pride flag make you gay then. are you stupid
September 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM