I stopped after the first, which I loved, because I got busy at work and then forgot the second installment existed. Feeling pretty smart now.

Took me a minute, but I got there

I always feel left out of Starbucks boycotts because I don’t like their coffee

Plus, the median homebuyer (i.e. one spending $420K on a home) would save around $119 a month (a roughly 5% discount), but, assuming they survived the full term of the mortgage, would pay a around $389K more interest overall (roughly twice as much as with a 30-year mortgage).

Holy shit there's also a Cheesburger Index. This is the best day. about.doordash.com/en-us/news/s...

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: one of the nicest professional compliments I’ve ever gotten was from someone responding to a FOIA request for some things I worked on: “Your inbox was so clean!”

And proud of it!

They know what they did.

That’s not to say they have clean hands. They had to be forced to pay the $5B.

But they were only asking for relief from the lower court’s order to the extent that it required them to pay the additional $4B that exceeded the contingency fund.

Honestly, even if you’re inclined to be hyperjudgmental, you need to understand that the protections against violence that many of us take for granted don’t actually work if we don’t make them available to people who break the law too.

Okay, but it feels like not making every post about me personally is missing an opportunity

Is there no problem it can’t solve!?!?

Yeah, but I think it mostly just sounds bad because Ohtani is so huge. If Tørd Førgusson or whoever (I don’t know who tf is on the Dodger) had been pitching, the meaning would have been clear, you know?

He was the pitcher that got the loss.