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looking down from on high
a tuxedo cat with a white snout and black chin sits in a wall hammock, looking down quizzically
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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potato
a large black bear sitting in a yard under some trees, looking potato shaped
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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myrtle the green sea turtle kept harassing the tank divers for shell scratches
a large green sea turtle sticking her head out from the water in a large tank
October 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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the rockhoppers were very upset about molting
a rockhopper penguin with very fluffy molting feathers
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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this is my wife if she was single
a man sits on a white armchair in a white room. he has on a spooky sweater and has a bowl of popcorn in his lap. he is laughing as he eats a handful of popcorn. the bowl has the pokémon gengar's face on it. next to his chair, nearly the same size as the chair, is a large gengar plush. on the other side of the plush is a matching chair with a smaller gengar plush sitting in it. there is a round wood table in between the chairs with various gengar plushies, gengar figurines, a gengar mug and a phone with a gengar case. on the floor is a gengar themed backpack. there is gengar art on the walls.
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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thats my girl!! taking a commanding lead!!
vote totals for the matchup between brown bear 503 and brown bear 901. bear 901 has 7213 votes and 503 has 694 votes.
September 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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im rooting for 901. the sassy pose. the winsome gaze. she's a queen
two images of brown bear 901 at katmai national park. on the left is bear 901 in june, standing in the water looking off into the distance, looking lean and shaggy. on the right is bear 901 in mid-september, extremely fat, looking back at the camera with one front paw delicately raised
September 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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okay who plugged in the cat
phone notification that says "Wall Power Connected. Sora is connected to wall power"
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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god forbid a woman have hobbies
a screenshot from chibi robo running on nintendo switch online. a blond haired white mom sits next to her red haired daughter who is wearing a frog costume hat. the mom says "Jenny, you're eight now. You can't run around in a frog costume all day! You need a real hat!"
August 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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my babies are one year old! look at these WOMEN
the profile of a tortoiseshell and white cat looking out a window at greenery. a tuxedo cat comfortably nestled in a fluffy cat bed
August 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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youve heard of chappell roan, now get ready for
a picture of a toblerone chocolate bar
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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the followup
screenshot of an email subject line: Fwd: Bear An empty email, then the forwarded content (in all caps): UNFORTUNATELY I DID NOT GET AN UP CLOSE PHOTO there is a distant photo of a lean black bear ambling down a wooded suburban street beneath the photo it says sent from my iphone
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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who needs nextdoor when you have a neighborhood mailing list and your neighbors are all retired septuagenarians
Screenshot of an email. Subject Line, in all caps: BEAR SIGHTING! bear emoji Content, also in all caps: I JUST HAD A MEDIUM SIZE BEAR WALK THROUGH MY YARD AND GO DOWN MY DRIVEWAY bear emoji IT IS 7/24 AT 5:56 PM
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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pictured: an asshole who snuck into the basement ceiling and wouldn't come out until i offered her cheddar cheese
a small tuxedo cat with enormous eyes looking kinda loony
July 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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forgot to save after reaching floor 50 of the savage labyrinth in wind waker
the meme of ben affleck smoking through the pain of existence. he is standing outside an apartment door in a blue shirt and jeans, a cigarette dangling from one hand and a look of bone deep exhaustion on his face
July 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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dont talk to me or my sister ever again (unless you have food)
two cats lie next to each other on a couch. in the foreground is a brown and white tabby looking sleepy or grumpy. behind him is a tortie and white cat looking curious.
July 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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he likes her, he really likes her!
two cats are curled up right next to each other on soft white blankets. the larger brown tabby on the right has his face pressed into the shoulder of the tortie on the left.
July 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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shes pretty
a tortoiseshell and white cat sits in a sunny patch in a windowed shelf.
July 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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ms word... no..... what are you doing....
a screenshot of a Microsoft Word grammar correction. The original line is "drawings with multiple pages must use the same sheet size for all pages." The suggestion is to replace "use" with "be used."
July 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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nut dip
a neon sign that is supposed to read "donut dip." the first two letters are unlit, so it reads "nut dip"
June 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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i can relate
a 10 month old tuxedo kitten sinking into an extremely soft and fluffy cat bed a close up crop of the previous image of the tuxedo kitten. she has one eye barely open, she looks dazed with comfort
June 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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theyre so grown up now! i cant stand it!
two nearly-grown kittens curl up together in a fluffy white cat bed. to the right is a tortoiseshell and white kitten. alongside her to the left is her sister, a black and white kitten with her paw stretched out over the bed.
June 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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mighty hunters
two kittens sit directly in front of a tv screen. the kitten on the right raises her paw to swat at a mouse on the screen
June 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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sisters/girlfriends
a brown dog named korra sits on a blue mat beside a black and brown puppy named asami
June 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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happy to report that my new niece asami is getting along with my niece korra
asami, a brown and black puppy with white toes, lies on a couch korra, an adult brown dog, sniffs asami, a brown and black puppy with white toes
June 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM