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@goontane.bsky.social
transformers quarantine account. ENG. 1990s. 30↑
|| 🔞 no minors. FUB free.
|| multishipper but with some favs, freak stuff & rarely dead dove (be careful)
|| i write & draw, hopefully will post it here.
|| more details @ https://goontane.straw.page
|| 🔞 no minors. FUB free.
|| multishipper but with some favs, freak stuff & rarely dead dove (be careful)
|| i write & draw, hopefully will post it here.
|| more details @ https://goontane.straw.page
I wish bluesky could have the 'public, quiet public, followers only, private' of a lot of mastodon servers including the content warnings tbh. because I wouldn't have to self censor all the time over my stupid brain worms.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I wish bluesky could have the 'public, quiet public, followers only, private' of a lot of mastodon servers including the content warnings tbh. because I wouldn't have to self censor all the time over my stupid brain worms.
sorry for being annoying about s@ndt@ne, it will happen again
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
sorry for being annoying about s@ndt@ne, it will happen again
I think what I appreciate about 0ctane & S@ndstorm is most of the stuff is subtext, they only have 1 (!!!) ep together & less than 5 minutes & Wings where Oct@ne actually breaks his character (!!) & you piece it together more with the toys & profiles when you put together other universes & --
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think what I appreciate about 0ctane & S@ndstorm is most of the stuff is subtext, they only have 1 (!!!) ep together & less than 5 minutes & Wings where Oct@ne actually breaks his character (!!) & you piece it together more with the toys & profiles when you put together other universes & --
Increasingly attached to the idea that gender identity of cybertronians is so alien and different from humanity's idea of gender, that it might even be a reference of how many wheels you have or if you can fly something.
idk i'm thinking about it.
idk i'm thinking about it.
October 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Increasingly attached to the idea that gender identity of cybertronians is so alien and different from humanity's idea of gender, that it might even be a reference of how many wheels you have or if you can fly something.
idk i'm thinking about it.
idk i'm thinking about it.
What happened to the rest of the Aerialbots in Energon Universe? Like. Did they die? I appreciate knowing Beachcomber is still around and stuff, but we just last saw them fighting and never saw them again.
October 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What happened to the rest of the Aerialbots in Energon Universe? Like. Did they die? I appreciate knowing Beachcomber is still around and stuff, but we just last saw them fighting and never saw them again.
Still wondering how the characterization of Energon Universe Astrotrain related to the Donny Donowitz.
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Still wondering how the characterization of Energon Universe Astrotrain related to the Donny Donowitz.
Half of the reason I can't stay mad at Skybound Megatron is he looks like an evil hamster.
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Half of the reason I can't stay mad at Skybound Megatron is he looks like an evil hamster.
When you love a dramatic size difference but you want the smaller one to top. 💔
September 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When you love a dramatic size difference but you want the smaller one to top. 💔
If you don't like wheelie from transformers, we can't be friends.
September 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you don't like wheelie from transformers, we can't be friends.
Earth Wars sucks but I think about how they transform... Octane is so cute when he goes from his alt tanker truck to root mode.
He has to slowly push himself up and then he flings his wings out too high... then has to adjust them. If you compare it to Astrotrain and Blitzwing, it's adorable.
He has to slowly push himself up and then he flings his wings out too high... then has to adjust them. If you compare it to Astrotrain and Blitzwing, it's adorable.
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Earth Wars sucks but I think about how they transform... Octane is so cute when he goes from his alt tanker truck to root mode.
He has to slowly push himself up and then he flings his wings out too high... then has to adjust them. If you compare it to Astrotrain and Blitzwing, it's adorable.
He has to slowly push himself up and then he flings his wings out too high... then has to adjust them. If you compare it to Astrotrain and Blitzwing, it's adorable.
bro I think I just gravitate towards weird characters in general, like either people don't like them, or ignore them or hate them.
like finding out people hate beachcomber makes me so sad, what he do!!!! he's the best!!!
like finding out people hate beachcomber makes me so sad, what he do!!!! he's the best!!!
September 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
bro I think I just gravitate towards weird characters in general, like either people don't like them, or ignore them or hate them.
like finding out people hate beachcomber makes me so sad, what he do!!!! he's the best!!!
like finding out people hate beachcomber makes me so sad, what he do!!!! he's the best!!!
Sometimes it feels like I gaslit myself to think that Astrotrain was gay in Energon Universe.
It's just.
The shuttle train really had to say 'my love' instead of saying gendered pronouns & I convinced myself into "Astrogay is real, trust".
It's just.
The shuttle train really had to say 'my love' instead of saying gendered pronouns & I convinced myself into "Astrogay is real, trust".
September 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sometimes it feels like I gaslit myself to think that Astrotrain was gay in Energon Universe.
It's just.
The shuttle train really had to say 'my love' instead of saying gendered pronouns & I convinced myself into "Astrogay is real, trust".
It's just.
The shuttle train really had to say 'my love' instead of saying gendered pronouns & I convinced myself into "Astrogay is real, trust".
I think of all the seekers, Thrust is the cutest one unironically. I'm not sure why, but the G1 Cartoon, his lore & more... he has to be the cutest one to me.
Something about The God Gambit changed me, he's adorable! But he was cute before hand too? Starscream called help from him twice!
Something about The God Gambit changed me, he's adorable! But he was cute before hand too? Starscream called help from him twice!
September 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think of all the seekers, Thrust is the cutest one unironically. I'm not sure why, but the G1 Cartoon, his lore & more... he has to be the cutest one to me.
Something about The God Gambit changed me, he's adorable! But he was cute before hand too? Starscream called help from him twice!
Something about The God Gambit changed me, he's adorable! But he was cute before hand too? Starscream called help from him twice!
whenever i see transformer characters eat any type of organic food, all I can think is:
1.) how big that portion is
2.) nier automata ending k
1.) how big that portion is
2.) nier automata ending k
August 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
whenever i see transformer characters eat any type of organic food, all I can think is:
1.) how big that portion is
2.) nier automata ending k
1.) how big that portion is
2.) nier automata ending k
i'm holding back from reposting & talking about all my otps & feeling very brave about it.
August 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i'm holding back from reposting & talking about all my otps & feeling very brave about it.
was made aware of swindle's design & voice in fall of cybertron then got shook, my mech got turned into a middle aged loan shark
gonna choose to believe that's swindle's mental image of himself & how he thinks he sounds though
gonna choose to believe that's swindle's mental image of himself & how he thinks he sounds though
August 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
was made aware of swindle's design & voice in fall of cybertron then got shook, my mech got turned into a middle aged loan shark
gonna choose to believe that's swindle's mental image of himself & how he thinks he sounds though
gonna choose to believe that's swindle's mental image of himself & how he thinks he sounds though
The size difference between Inferno and Red Alert ... Just. Consider it.
![[Visual Description] Screenshot from G1 Transformers Cartoon from Auto Berserk.
Inferno holds a much smaller Red Alert in his arm, both of them with smiles on their face.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:olwynmr7sailmwgj5gc7mntj/bafkreicth67rclocytlnllc6guezxsskfgcjyocapbp3ow4oexqdsld6hi@jpeg)
August 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The size difference between Inferno and Red Alert ... Just. Consider it.
Swinging between 2 different thoughts of Octane being:
1.) experienced & just gets completely overwhelmed unexpectedly by Sandstorm.
b.) is a turbo virgin because people get freaked out by the hoses thinking he's gonna drain them & his only experience is looking at the big tiddy Arcee.
1.) experienced & just gets completely overwhelmed unexpectedly by Sandstorm.
b.) is a turbo virgin because people get freaked out by the hoses thinking he's gonna drain them & his only experience is looking at the big tiddy Arcee.
August 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Swinging between 2 different thoughts of Octane being:
1.) experienced & just gets completely overwhelmed unexpectedly by Sandstorm.
b.) is a turbo virgin because people get freaked out by the hoses thinking he's gonna drain them & his only experience is looking at the big tiddy Arcee.
1.) experienced & just gets completely overwhelmed unexpectedly by Sandstorm.
b.) is a turbo virgin because people get freaked out by the hoses thinking he's gonna drain them & his only experience is looking at the big tiddy Arcee.
Rewatching certain scenes in G1 made me realize one thing.
Astrotrain has storage in his chassis. What else can he put in there?
Astrotrain has storage in his chassis. What else can he put in there?
![[ Visual description ] A screenshot from the G1 Transformers, The God Gambit.
Astrotrain puts a small mechanical piece into his a compartment in his chest that is able to open up.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:olwynmr7sailmwgj5gc7mntj/bafkreieazpy7vafkevjchhahhyalip57kljuz3sa2pemnrkd4mkxfdcesq@jpeg)
August 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Rewatching certain scenes in G1 made me realize one thing.
Astrotrain has storage in his chassis. What else can he put in there?
Astrotrain has storage in his chassis. What else can he put in there?
Transformers is determined to make G1 Astrotrain small but I know the truth. He had Devastator & the Decepticons fighting inside him.
( That’s just how he feels being the Decepticon's taxi. Self esteem manifests in the mass shift. Even Blitzwing treats him shitty & they’re supposed to be friends. )
( That’s just how he feels being the Decepticon's taxi. Self esteem manifests in the mass shift. Even Blitzwing treats him shitty & they’re supposed to be friends. )
August 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Transformers is determined to make G1 Astrotrain small but I know the truth. He had Devastator & the Decepticons fighting inside him.
( That’s just how he feels being the Decepticon's taxi. Self esteem manifests in the mass shift. Even Blitzwing treats him shitty & they’re supposed to be friends. )
( That’s just how he feels being the Decepticon's taxi. Self esteem manifests in the mass shift. Even Blitzwing treats him shitty & they’re supposed to be friends. )
I am certain to get really annoying about my ships, I apologize for it beforehand because I am going to become that orange cat eating cardboard.
August 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I am certain to get really annoying about my ships, I apologize for it beforehand because I am going to become that orange cat eating cardboard.
I have not been able to see Octane the same way ever since I found out Octane refines fuel into energon in his body & he has hoses that siphon & drill (d-drill...) for fuel in his profile & seeing the hoses ...
Imagining some poor fool topping him, then those hoses come out. #valveplug
Imagining some poor fool topping him, then those hoses come out. #valveplug
![[ Text from Marvel Transformers Universe Profile ]
Abilities:
In jet mode, Octane has range of 7000 miles and can reach a speed of 750 mph. In tanker mode, his range is 65,000 miles and he can go up to 90 mph. He can carry 10,000 gallons of fuel and has internal equipment that modifies oil-based fuels into fuel the Transformers are able to use, or solid fuel. He has internal hoses that he uses to drill for and siphon off liquid fuel sources. He is likely to attack a gas station or another tanker truck in his quest to acquire fuel. In robot mode, he carries a liquid-flamethrower, powered by his fuel reserves, and a deflecto-shield, which turns back whatever beam or artillery that hits it upon whoever shot it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:olwynmr7sailmwgj5gc7mntj/bafkreigfcst4oxtymviuhf3zsivfqcw3kcwjngqa4vr3nh433ozrrufaye@jpeg)
![[ Text from Dreamwave Transformers More Than Meets the Eye Octane Profile ]
Weapons/Abilities
Subject is a Triple Changer, able to transform between modes twice as fast as the average Transformer. In his jet mode, he can reach a maximum of 750 mph for 7,000 miles. As a truck, he can travel at 90 mph for up to 65,000 miles. Although naturally lacking in endurance, his fuel reserves make up for this deficiency. He can carry vast amounts of fuel, and has siphons and internal mechanisms that can convert other forms of energy into Energon usable by Transformers. As a robot, he carries a liquid flamethrower powered by his fuel reserves. He defends himself with a polarized deflecto-shield that reflects artillery and energy assaults back at the attacker. Although his parts shift and expand during transformation, he is heavily armored to protect his cargo.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:olwynmr7sailmwgj5gc7mntj/bafkreiagvaon3mmjsdaeudo33yiaukue4xo5am6uhoyyu7eh2jj6jsgmiq@jpeg)
![[An Image from Transformers Earthforce #283]
[The Text Box Reads] "All day, every day, filling my tank to its 10,000 gallon capacity, all for the Decepticons... for you!"
[Visual Description] Octane is in his alt tanker truck, driving next to a another tanker trunk being driven by a human. Hoses are moving to drain it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:olwynmr7sailmwgj5gc7mntj/bafkreic7ctqyakldjprzwfllk4elekokqvxowrm7fpft7ypbmuk4lpvsgq@jpeg)
August 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I have not been able to see Octane the same way ever since I found out Octane refines fuel into energon in his body & he has hoses that siphon & drill (d-drill...) for fuel in his profile & seeing the hoses ...
Imagining some poor fool topping him, then those hoses come out. #valveplug
Imagining some poor fool topping him, then those hoses come out. #valveplug