goonerkellz.bsky.social
@goonerkellz.bsky.social
Proud supporter of the Field Tilt World Champions. AKA Set Piece FC, AKA Netflix FC, AKA NextSeason FC, AKA Billion Dollar Stoke City.
Being from the US and seeing what this type of “leadership” is doing to this country... I fear for what it could do to Germany as well. Might be time to get out. How badly I wish I was somewhere else…somewhere sunny with a beach 🏖️. Instead I’m in Ohio with ICE raiding any neighborhood of color.
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Yeah, I wish he would have signed a lifetime contract. Hopefully, they don’t accidentally sign a competent manager.
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Enzo? Never said a bad word about the guy!
January 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Thank you for having the balls to give Saka a stock falling (sorry spoiler alert). When Salah/Haaland have lead their teams to titles, they weren’t roasting their man all game and turning 7 shots into 0 goals/assists. They were the ones putting games away. He was very good but we still need more.
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
That Eze goal was 100% a “fuck off” goal.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Legend
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yeah Saka looked ready to come off that pitch at 75 mins.
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
All of these men are such poor examples for future generations. Just deny deny deny and you’ll be just fine apparently.
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not sure my heart can take this one. We are just 2-3 seasons away from him being one of the most important players in our squad and personally my favorite player to watch. His nutmeg on Doku will forever live rent free in my head.
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My hot take is that we could win the quadruple if we really wanted to (and had some injury luck).
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just don’t let him go to Newcastle. Would be a perfect fit.
October 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Love that! Where can I get one??
October 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You should mash this song up with some commentary of his goals!
October 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I can’t even begin to tell you how much better my mental health has been since deleting all social media. (I opened a BlueSky account a few months later just to follow my favorite football accounts).
September 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
@asheville-gooner.bsky.social these comments are killllling me!
September 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So good!
September 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
As a 38 year old American, I find this spot on.
September 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I deleted all social media other than Bluesky (which I only follow Arsenal/football accounts that I appreciate). My mental health has definitely benefited. I can’t tell you how much I DON’T miss the other garbage. Life is better without it.
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Athletic looked good in the first half, I liked their creativity and how they express themselves on the ball. Just a handful of years ago, this is a game we would have lost 1-0 to a speculative goal. Not the case anymore.
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM