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goolexios.bsky.social
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@goolexios.bsky.social
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dumb blue derg (part time ferret) with big dumb emotions
aged in oak for 29 years (strong notes of fruit)
liker of things (many)
pfp by @chickensnpies.bsky.social, header by @heychikinan.bsky.social
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goolexios.bsky.social
oh you know what, have a noodle as well!
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
oh!!! I'm late!!! aaaaaa

I'm always down to guinea pig! even though I'm derg... ah well

have derg!

(ignore the hand paws on the anthro form, phasing those out)
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
spot the difference
a screenshot of my (alexios's) profile, reading... "dumb blue derg (part time ferret) with big dumb emotions aged in oak for 28 years (strong notes of fruit) liker of things (many)" with links to the artists for my profile picture and header a screenshot of my (alexios's) profile, reading... "dumb blue derg (part time ferret) with big dumb emotions aged in oak for 29 years (strong notes of fruit) liker of things (many)" with links to the artists for my profile picture and header
September 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
congrats!!!

i humbly throw this boy at you again for your consideration
August 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
oh! before chibigeddon, D&D comms!

first was a bronze dragon statue, the subject of a quest for a group of kobold PCs to retrieve
second is card illustrations (in a cool af spread they also made!) for a custom game in the same campaign

next two are some of my D&D characters!
i miss pryti byrdi
a painterly illustration of a bronze dragon statue, posing powerfully on two legs with wings outstretched, standing upon a base of stone a spread of five playing cards with different figures on each, purple, green, blue, red, and yellow from left to right, the first 3 cards with L on the corner, depicting various lords, the last two with F in the corner, depicting a jester and drunken bastard as "Fools", with other cards in the background on the table showing the custom card backing a monochrome illustration of a lizard character, Nyzra, in billowy pants and a long draped body cape, his tongue slightly out as he rummages through a pouch strapped to his leg, all over a light brown background a headshot portrait illustration of a kenku character, Pryti Byrdi (pretty birdie), looking up happily in a green hood, small blue flowers sprouting amongst his black feathers. I loved this character dearly
August 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
more! I'll post all of them! (not literally!)

slight repeats here, but the first lil group of "tidbits" were used for teeny lil a TFF room sign!
(miss you, Gad. you've been firmly in my heart recently, funny enough.)

next to last post? TBH unsure how to do the like 9 other chibi gift comms i have
a group of chibi sketch doodle illustrations with colored background dots, arranged in a circle. Leftmost with a darker brown background is a bear-dragon, Gadzooks Bonanza, looking smug with his chin between his fingers, with a sly sparkle. Clockwise, next with a brown dot is RyShep, a german shepherd just looking cute, blepping with hearts. A blue dot, a dragon, Alexios, blushing and holding his cheeks. A grey dot, a raccoon space captain, Quantum, looking sly and smug with a smirk and a sparkle. Last, a yellow dot, a lion, Pascal, smiling happily. more sketch doodle tidbits. top leftmost, a blue dot with Alexios reaching upwards cartoonishly towards text sayign "Gimme!". next, a red orange dot with Alexios yellin "AAA". The final three are the same tidbit doodles from the previous image of Alexios blushing, Gadzooks looking cool, and Ryshep blepping a traditional pen and highlighter illustration of an anthro dragon, Alexios, in a chibi animal-crossing kind of style, wearing a fuzzy scarf and illustrated in blue and pink highlighter, very cute autumn vibes with the pen leaves on the ground a pink-background lineart sketch illustration of an anthro dragon, Alexios, getting kissed by an anthro german shepherd, Riley, who is leaning into the kiss with eyes closed and his hand on Alexios's chin, while Alexios is blushing surprisedly, eyes open with hearts in them, their faces highlighted by a bright pink heart in the background. it's so cute dude.
August 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
but yeah can you tell i like commissioning eli

TRICK QUESTION THESE ONES WERE ALL FUCKING GIFTS FROM THEM (possibly one from a friend they commissioned them I'm not a snitch)
he sweet af

I've very actually used the first one as my discord icon for honest to god years, and will not be changing soon
a cute little chibi illustration of a dragon, Alexios, very cartoony, rearing up and breathing blue fire. he's adorable and has been my discord icon for years a cute cartoony sketch doodle of an anthro fox, Eli (the artist!) hugging a sad lil anthro dragon, Alexios, with text "You're a good dude, no matter what your head says. Love you friendo!" this was made and given to me when I was having a bad day but chatting in Eli's stream, and they did this and made me cry a rainbow-gradiented sketch of an anthro dragon, Alexios, smiling and hugging and wrapping their wings around an anthro fox, Eli, comforting them. sketch illustration of an anthro dragon, Alexios, and an anthro feline, Brumey (Auralux these days!), with the tall feline giving the dragon a smooch on the cheek, both with cute curled tails, snd and stylized "SMOOCH!" text coming from the smooch. pretty sure this was a gift, i might be lying (misremembering) ngl
August 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
wait wtf am i saying
i can just
thread

here's four more for some extra variety showoff, the tentacle batch we'll call it! mostly anyway.

The last one was a halloween horror prompted one

also, really trying to pop with the alt text here
a headshot of an anthro blue dragon, Alexios, slightly hypnotized, his mouth being played with by some disembodied paw hands with bright outlines (very cool looking) that are moving his lips to show his sharp teeth and playing slightly with his tongue, while two blue gooey tentacles emerge from his throat and wrap lazily around the hands. it's pretty cool a chibi illustration of a blue anthro dragon, Alexios, in a frustrated pose throwing his arms downwards while huffing or steam/smoke blows from his nostrils, wings outstretched, all against a orange squiggly background an illustration of two chibi characters, one blue anthro dragon, Alexios, and an anthro german shepherd, Riley. Alexios is doing a scary pouncing pose at Riley with a bunch of glowing blue tendrils emerging from his mouth and back, real scary like, which is in fact scaring the shepherd. all aet against a dynamic grey-streaked background. get em a traditional pen and highlighter illustration against white paper of a dragon, Alexios, depicted in a sharp, more horror and detail-oriented style that focuses on the sharp claws, teeth, and various monster-like proportions, with ghostly blue tentacles emerging from his mouth. the style reminds me of how they draw vampires and monsters in castlevania art, and it's sick as hell dude
August 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
I've not posted much art on bsky, so let's get two birds with one post here

GO COMM ELI!!! I've been doing it for years and had issues picking even just 4 pieces of me to post!!! he's really good and has handled big random projects from me from time-to-time too and is always a joy to work with
a lineart sketch of a dragon, Alexios, with a cheery expression, leaning on a cartoony heart. it's incredibly adorable a colorful illustration of a blue anthro dragon, Alexios, posing with arms out in front of a sunset, a small pride flag sticking out of his tail fluff, light whining through his wing membranes. it's cute as fuck a colored chibi of a lil blue anthro dragon, Alexios, lookin real frazzled and frustrated with a bit of blue flame shooting from his mouth, in front of a red background with a wiggly-lettered "HECK" illustration of a blue anthro dragon, Alexios, in a cute short set of overalls stylized like the black-speckled white and pink insides of a dragonfruit, wearing other dragonfruit styled accessories in green and pink, including facial-makeup, anklets, gloves, and painted nails/horns. he got the fuckin booty tho too
August 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
mmmmmmm my memory is bad actually (anymore anyway, it was pretty good years ago) but otherwise yeah
August 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
don't personally want to branch the meme but
same hat (reilukah)
July 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
aaaaaa excitement! thank you for the opportunity, I really love your doodles!!! 💙

Something about me, person: I love TTRPGs and ran a small one where the players were kobolds!
Something about me, dragon: Alexios is (mostly) made of glowy goo on the inside, and is gecko-smooth on the outside.
July 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
hm, well, didn't know these 6 nuggets would break my diet so bad...

guys i think I'm about to gain some significant weight
screenshot of text reading that a 6 piece mcnugget with dipping sauce is 300000 calories
July 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
gotta get them invertebrates up!
July 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
the little angry derg convinced me

here's my boy in both forms!
June 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
so most of the fancy stuff was seafood, and i love me some basic shit... so...
June 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
LEGAL
LEGAL ONES
PROPERLY PRESCRIBED LEGAL ONES
spongebob with arms out, yelling a correction before a boat falls on him much like a drug investigation could fall on me
June 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
anyway i broke my toe

(🎨 @thatupdog.bsky.social 💙)
silly cartoony blue dragon alexios slumped on the ground looking mad and indignant, a tear in his eye, one foot out showing a single toe bandaged with sparky pain lines. it's broke. he's a big boy with a little broke toe. big baby.
June 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
is this sandwich about to kill me or what

why's it got a damn horror M
Image of a styrofoam food container with "Meatball" written in sharpie, but the M has an unusually long end going down like a bloody letter from a horror movie
May 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
brave type seems wrong but I'll take it, sure
A screenshot of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon personality types/natures quiz results. The text reads "You seem to be..." and features a picture of Pikachu and Charmander, with a chart below featuring many Pokemon natures, most prominently pointing towards the Brave nature, with Quirky, Calm, and Impish showing most prominently otherwise in the spread.
April 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
seeing the context that i just fucking busted my shit and tore a toenail pretty badly

this is

I can't process how infinitely ironic this is

I'm laughing, thank you
November 18, 2024 at 2:49 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
I'm not kidding but we good, going to taco bell instead of a hospital

happened while i was drying it of all things and i literally caught it on the blade like a dumbass

ignore my dry-ass skin i just got done washing dishes

think that's my luck for the year
September 24, 2024 at 2:36 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
just as the prophecy foretold...

the elixirs of wakefulness...
a hanging sign for a grocery aisle, reading from top to bottom: "Vitamins & Minerals", "Digestive Health", and "Apothecary", the last of which is strange for a grocery store a picture of a section of shelves in the aforementioned aisle, showing numerous Celsius energy drinks. you know. elixirs of wakefulness.
June 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
goolexios.bsky.social
also i forgot to change it for like a week but me in my true form (a fucking clown) by @sheldonzilla.bsky.social (originally from twitter but hi over here on bsky!)
alexios more like fuckin honklexios amirite alexios in clown makeup and a frilly neck thing holding a sign that says "BOO!" HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
October 7, 2023 at 4:14 PM
goolexios.bsky.social
are you sure on that one, YouTube?
are you really sure?
a picture of a television YouTube app showing an algorithm-suggested category of videos titled "Vegetables" which contains a video titled "8 Recipes Using Every Part of a Rotisserie Chicken"
October 6, 2023 at 6:30 AM