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I love you Keir Starmer, I am the only Starmerist I believe in reformism but only with Keir Starmer at the helm

you may have no viable electoral base but you will always have me :))
August 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Just found out my partner of 42 years doesn’t watch anime. Welp… back in the dating pool…
August 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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And THIS is why I don't recommend eating cereal without a napkin...
July 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the main thing this website is missing is a kickass robot that thinks it's hitler
July 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
As a child, you idolise Link
As an adult, you realise the wisdom of Harkinian, peace, and dinner, really are what all true warriors strive for
July 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
so cool..
My new adult-money trend is buying games I won’t even have time to play just as a means to support the devs.
July 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
they should invent a third category of meat to go with red and white meat, maybe blue meat to celebrate the French revolution

I wonder if that's what tuna is already, important question
July 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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[Q]
Are you cruel or kind?


[A]
I'm kind.
:)

[2008]
June 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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and adult men who some would call "Nintendo Adults." I am one of those Nintendo adults, and I do not appreciate being depicted as a soyjack who simply enjoys the wonder and beauty of Nintendo intellectual property. I can't believe that someone who has dedicated himself so such fandoms as Bluey 2/?
June 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
every day I am torn between a childlike love for the world and everything and everybody in it and a paralytic despair at the horrid state of the world as it really is

one of the two has to win, or not? maybe they turn into a cooler middle thing, something to do with dialectics I guess
June 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
fun fact: unlike most enjoyers of "posts" I don't get my jokes from petit-bourgeois artisanal comedy mines, I astrally project to the Domain of Pure Wisdom where I retrieve only the most slightly-above-mediocre of jokes from the Akashic records.

met Thoth there he's not as nice as they say he is
June 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
wonder what life is like for people who are like really really into star wars, probably pretty space-age I bet. wonder if they'll get replaced by AI too
June 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
god I wish I was quirky, it must be so cool to be a little weird, a bit "out there", an unashamed eccentric
June 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
going to start posting again - got my skull checked at the phrenologist's office and they said it was my calling in life
June 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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BREAKING NEW FROM POP TREND
May 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
you couldn't make blazing saddles today because someone would probably say "hey they already did that, that was a movie they already made before called blazing saddles my Mel Brooks" and then everyone would be angry at you
May 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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just told my 10yo daughter about #popefrancis. she had tears in her eyes. and then she did the wakanda pose and said "#popekanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that i can celebrate.
April 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
turns out the consent to governance by the whole public body and the rule of law were made up the whole time and the bourgeois state and its prisons, armies and taxes all exist to defend the right to private property and the right to purchase labour-power, oops

vote really hard maybe that fixes it?
How do you feel about having to pay taxes to a lawless dictatorship
April 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
the history of all hitherto existing society really was the history of struggle between good and bad people the whole time

moralism is such a terrible waste of a healthy anger at the horrors of the world
Once again, Bernie and AOC are not good people.

You can’t be complicit in genocide and be a good person.

It’s that simple.
April 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
man I hate it when the national body is divided, thankfully our war heroes will restore the honour of our sacred people
War hero schools a chickenhawk.
April 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
day in the life of a mental health:..

Wake up (11am) - 4 reps Mental Health Awareness rap

Breakfast/Lunch (1pm) - eat 5 hamburgers and drop 10 reps of the Mental Health Awareness rap

Psychiatric Appointment (2pm) - try to explain "rap" to my therapist

Bed at 3am and repeat
March 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🧵1/?

An open letter to DOUG BOWSER and VLADIMIR PUTIN:

I used to be the number one fan of "Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games" for the Wii U, I would play it for hours every day, even my wedding was themed around Mario and Sonic making love on Sochi's beautiful slopes.
March 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Stab in the back myth (Left-liberal version) 🤯
February 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM