Fast Eddie
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Fast Eddie
@googoolatchibird.bsky.social
Someone who believes that the election of Donald Trump signals the first step of the world descending into chaos and decline. History will not view us kindly.
"He fell down the basement stairs...twice"
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 AM
How to turn a Peace Prize into a Piss Prize in a single smarmy move.
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Has anyone calculated the CURRENT cost of the original 2024 Walmart list?
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Under Trump, America is replacing Democracy with Idiocracy.
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Fast Eddie
Ok, Scott, I'll bite:

Private sector jobs - down
Black employment - down
Food assistance - down
Farm profits - down
Exports - down
Consumer confidence - down
Democracy - down
America - down
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
that also was a bare-faced lie from the President, but is ANYONE surprised?
October 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We now have our own oligarchs--take THAT Vladimir!
October 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We need to "triage" our emotional reaction to the daily antics of Trump and his criminal enablers, without losing track of whom we will send to the Hague when this is all over.
October 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Tylenol also contains large amounts of covfefe!!😱
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
but America no longer works...
September 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Breaking news!: Alien space ship full of brain-eating creatures lands on Melania's head....departing shortly after due to starvation.
September 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM