Goo Goo Daddy
@googoodaddy.bsky.social
Late diagnosed neurodiverse father, successful but suffering customer service career for two decades, focused on meditation and helping others.
I also dropped Facebook and Threads... Never had Instagram... Let's see how this plays out.
January 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I also dropped Facebook and Threads... Never had Instagram... Let's see how this plays out.
Those “outdated programs” apparently include programs titled, “Equity for Black people,” “Diversity, equity and inclusion” and “LGBTQ+ rights”—all of which just disappeared from Amazon’s website.
January 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Those “outdated programs” apparently include programs titled, “Equity for Black people,” “Diversity, equity and inclusion” and “LGBTQ+ rights”—all of which just disappeared from Amazon’s website.
You're secured to the floor while people occasionally pour water on you?
December 25, 2024 at 6:38 PM
You're secured to the floor while people occasionally pour water on you?
NGL, that would be awesome to me
December 25, 2024 at 6:36 PM
NGL, that would be awesome to me
His future is pretty certain... More underage prostitutes without a doubt.
December 23, 2024 at 11:45 PM
His future is pretty certain... More underage prostitutes without a doubt.
I would advise against spicing your nuts unless you've got a big glass of milk to soak them in.
December 23, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I would advise against spicing your nuts unless you've got a big glass of milk to soak them in.
So no bottoms then?
December 23, 2024 at 11:42 PM
So no bottoms then?
Health benefits?
December 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Health benefits?
Sorry, my genitals require two hands, so no likes for you (unless I have company)
December 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Sorry, my genitals require two hands, so no likes for you (unless I have company)
Sucks for Army, but why are we even having bowls anymore? It's a 1 game season with a team that hasn't played together (for the most part) and will never play together again.
December 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Sucks for Army, but why are we even having bowls anymore? It's a 1 game season with a team that hasn't played together (for the most part) and will never play together again.
I can honestly say I haven't watched the news in a month
December 14, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I can honestly say I haven't watched the news in a month
Same as it ever was
December 14, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Same as it ever was
Oh no, if we flee the Nazis and create our own echo chamber, we risk bad things happening 🙄
December 14, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Oh no, if we flee the Nazis and create our own echo chamber, we risk bad things happening 🙄
WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING ME CALM?!?
December 14, 2024 at 6:51 PM
WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING ME CALM?!?
Just don't pass out before noon
December 14, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Just don't pass out before noon
He had the concept of a plan
December 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
He had the concept of a plan
Ah, the ol "buttsex strong tickle"
December 14, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Ah, the ol "buttsex strong tickle"
Is this a human centipede toy? Because I've been looking for one!
December 14, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Is this a human centipede toy? Because I've been looking for one!
I love all kinds of covers of Atlantic City, but not so much this one
November 28, 2024 at 11:48 AM
I love all kinds of covers of Atlantic City, but not so much this one
I'm here, but depending where you are in NJ you're either my next door neighbor or essentially in another state.
November 28, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I'm here, but depending where you are in NJ you're either my next door neighbor or essentially in another state.
A piece of toilet paper stuck to a bendy straw like a flag of surrender.
November 26, 2024 at 10:03 PM
A piece of toilet paper stuck to a bendy straw like a flag of surrender.
Why you gotta call me out like that? (Shit, I should have written a funnier post... Ugh... Why do I have such negative self talk? That's why no one follows me
... Well, they do follow, but they're not real followers, just people obligated to follow me...)
... Well, they do follow, but they're not real followers, just people obligated to follow me...)
November 26, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Why you gotta call me out like that? (Shit, I should have written a funnier post... Ugh... Why do I have such negative self talk? That's why no one follows me
... Well, they do follow, but they're not real followers, just people obligated to follow me...)
... Well, they do follow, but they're not real followers, just people obligated to follow me...)