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I have PhDs in chemistry and scrolling
So can bagpipes only play that one song
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
So can bagpipes only play that one song
I haven’t drank a beer in over a week and I’ve been running consistently for 3 weeks and I’m feeling like I took the limitless pill from Limitless
January 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I haven’t drank a beer in over a week and I’ve been running consistently for 3 weeks and I’m feeling like I took the limitless pill from Limitless
The pack of agony and despair
January 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The pack of agony and despair
Human ingenuity peaks with hyper specific kitchen gadgets
Like why do I need a device that peels shrimp and removes thyme from the stem at the same time
Like why do I need a device that peels shrimp and removes thyme from the stem at the same time
November 25, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Human ingenuity peaks with hyper specific kitchen gadgets
Like why do I need a device that peels shrimp and removes thyme from the stem at the same time
Like why do I need a device that peels shrimp and removes thyme from the stem at the same time
Opened my phone to a medical diagram of male reproductive anatomy in line at the bagel shop
November 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Opened my phone to a medical diagram of male reproductive anatomy in line at the bagel shop
Stoicmaxing at the bar (watching the browns alone)
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Stoicmaxing at the bar (watching the browns alone)
Forcing my poor coworkers to listen to kingdom hearts battle music when they enter my lab
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Forcing my poor coworkers to listen to kingdom hearts battle music when they enter my lab
If I got a massive influx of followers, I would donate most of them and then live off the interest
November 20, 2024 at 8:56 PM
If I got a massive influx of followers, I would donate most of them and then live off the interest
The woke left tied my shoe laces together and put a kick me sign on my back :(
November 20, 2024 at 8:11 PM
The woke left tied my shoe laces together and put a kick me sign on my back :(
Hello Bluesky dot com
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Hello Bluesky dot com
Honing skills today
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Honing skills today
Posing a question to the void:
Should I start streaming on twitch again?
Like a decade ago I was able to pull like 10-20 concurrent viewers but I feel like the landscape has changed too much and I’m too old now
But also maybe that’s just more reason to go do it again
#promosky #streaming
Should I start streaming on twitch again?
Like a decade ago I was able to pull like 10-20 concurrent viewers but I feel like the landscape has changed too much and I’m too old now
But also maybe that’s just more reason to go do it again
#promosky #streaming
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Posing a question to the void:
Should I start streaming on twitch again?
Like a decade ago I was able to pull like 10-20 concurrent viewers but I feel like the landscape has changed too much and I’m too old now
But also maybe that’s just more reason to go do it again
#promosky #streaming
Should I start streaming on twitch again?
Like a decade ago I was able to pull like 10-20 concurrent viewers but I feel like the landscape has changed too much and I’m too old now
But also maybe that’s just more reason to go do it again
#promosky #streaming
The vibe shift from the Hell App™️ to this is insane
November 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
The vibe shift from the Hell App™️ to this is insane