Intro to “Thoughts like Buckshot”:
“They say karma is like ripples on a pond.
With me it’s been more like a smashing game of dodge ball.
And some jerk in the locker room keeps slapping me with my own soggy towel."

I never finished college. I did some real damage to it, but I never quite finished it off.

Imagine how different the Bible would be if one of the disciples had been a Muppet.

There are lots of new types of businesses starting up these days. Environmental and chip technology and such. You know what's a business that a lot of people are really going to be wanting these next few years?
Guillotines. The masses are really going to be wanting some guillotines made.