Why do headphones die at the worst of times

College will fix my sleep schedule naturally

Went into college wearing a frog hat and the way the new first years looked in shock as they realised they can in fact wear hats and immediately started putting their hats on

Little do they know... I am the storm that is approaching

Crashing out because what do you mean a banana is a berry

Mathematicians: How do I differentiate someone's face? I'd like to see what would happen. I've done enough with numbers and letters this week