DiaryofaSkimpyBitch
@goofybuppi.bsky.social
Snobby *~alternative~* comic book nerd
I've cut off like two guy friends with this year because it felt like I had to manipulate them into becoming reasonable decent people. I'm not their keepers, their problems are theirs to settle.
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I've cut off like two guy friends with this year because it felt like I had to manipulate them into becoming reasonable decent people. I'm not their keepers, their problems are theirs to settle.
How do I tell someone no one wants to hang or be chill with them because their online presence is gooner shit.
Look. All my friends are gooners, but its not our brand man!
The unspoken rule here is obvious.
Look. All my friends are gooners, but its not our brand man!
The unspoken rule here is obvious.
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
How do I tell someone no one wants to hang or be chill with them because their online presence is gooner shit.
Look. All my friends are gooners, but its not our brand man!
The unspoken rule here is obvious.
Look. All my friends are gooners, but its not our brand man!
The unspoken rule here is obvious.
Why are you so quiet at family func-- It's because I'm ANNOYING! I've gone to parties with people as annoying as me and I'm sparing you all because I love you.
December 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why are you so quiet at family func-- It's because I'm ANNOYING! I've gone to parties with people as annoying as me and I'm sparing you all because I love you.
I watched pink flamingos with my friends one day and after watching the film concluded that going full bush was the best way to live.
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I watched pink flamingos with my friends one day and after watching the film concluded that going full bush was the best way to live.
I deserve this..after all I haven't many vices except for drinking, smoking, and eating.
December 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I deserve this..after all I haven't many vices except for drinking, smoking, and eating.
I can't even take my future kid to the rancho in mexico during the holidays so they can learn to be grateful. Mexico has improved substantially.
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I can't even take my future kid to the rancho in mexico during the holidays so they can learn to be grateful. Mexico has improved substantially.
Growing up during the recession has made expectations for the holidays so easy to manage.
This year I gave my brother a variety pack if ramens and he loved it.
This year I gave my brother a variety pack if ramens and he loved it.
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Growing up during the recession has made expectations for the holidays so easy to manage.
This year I gave my brother a variety pack if ramens and he loved it.
This year I gave my brother a variety pack if ramens and he loved it.
Being a neurodivergent adult is great bro. I thought I forgot to pay my credit card last month. Turns out I haven't paid it in 5 months lol. Lmao.
There was obvious guardrails to prevent that but I said I knew better (and did not in fact know anything)
There was obvious guardrails to prevent that but I said I knew better (and did not in fact know anything)
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Being a neurodivergent adult is great bro. I thought I forgot to pay my credit card last month. Turns out I haven't paid it in 5 months lol. Lmao.
There was obvious guardrails to prevent that but I said I knew better (and did not in fact know anything)
There was obvious guardrails to prevent that but I said I knew better (and did not in fact know anything)
The beauty industry really do be hustling me cuz I been buying the fancy facewash and creams and then when I run out and use simple soap and water it works just as fine sometimes better.
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The beauty industry really do be hustling me cuz I been buying the fancy facewash and creams and then when I run out and use simple soap and water it works just as fine sometimes better.
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my clown oc his name is pagi and he cries himself to sleep
November 15, 2024 at 10:01 AM
my clown oc his name is pagi and he cries himself to sleep
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December 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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If you're in San Francisco doing xmas shopping, these stores are really great to hit up, and not just because they contain my comics.
My zines have been restocked at the following comic book stores:
🍒 Sour Cherry www.sourcherrycomics.com
⚙️ Silver Sprocket www.silversprocket.net
🌈 Fabulosa www.fabulosabooks.com
💥 Cape & Cowl www.capeandcowlcomics.com
🐶 Dog-Eared Books www.dogearedbooks.com
get em while they're hot
🍒 Sour Cherry www.sourcherrycomics.com
⚙️ Silver Sprocket www.silversprocket.net
🌈 Fabulosa www.fabulosabooks.com
💥 Cape & Cowl www.capeandcowlcomics.com
🐶 Dog-Eared Books www.dogearedbooks.com
get em while they're hot
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If you're in San Francisco doing xmas shopping, these stores are really great to hit up, and not just because they contain my comics.
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Mens vintage fashion is so sad. Like womens vintage clothing is like a beautiful wool coat with great structure and mens vintage is a crusty Tshirt with the picture crumbling off.
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Mens vintage fashion is so sad. Like womens vintage clothing is like a beautiful wool coat with great structure and mens vintage is a crusty Tshirt with the picture crumbling off.
I love Hazbin hotel because its an ode to all the edgy OCs we made in middle school
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I love Hazbin hotel because its an ode to all the edgy OCs we made in middle school
They don't got born again christianity in catholicism. You Have to like... Attend catholic class. And learn the prayers, and learn the history. Then you do the rituals. The big 5 rituals. Basically they make you work for it.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
They don't got born again christianity in catholicism. You Have to like... Attend catholic class. And learn the prayers, and learn the history. Then you do the rituals. The big 5 rituals. Basically they make you work for it.
Having anxiety is so funny. Oh, you're afraid your acting weird so now you're going to act EXTRA weird to overcompensate.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Having anxiety is so funny. Oh, you're afraid your acting weird so now you're going to act EXTRA weird to overcompensate.
I think we should go back to thinking adult toy collectors are weirdos with mental illness, the reselling market is getting too comfortable.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I think we should go back to thinking adult toy collectors are weirdos with mental illness, the reselling market is getting too comfortable.
I think being mean is a genuine skill a lot of women have to learn to not be put down by their partners and family.
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think being mean is a genuine skill a lot of women have to learn to not be put down by their partners and family.
I'm gonna go back to being weird and loud so I can trigger more random chance encounters and go on better side quest. I have energy now.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm gonna go back to being weird and loud so I can trigger more random chance encounters and go on better side quest. I have energy now.
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Thinking about a kid who came into work looking like the little dog with the lollipop and propellor hat. I saw them look back at me hoping for a greater reaction.
I get it kid. I'm also a starved attention seeker.
I get it kid. I'm also a starved attention seeker.
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Thinking about a kid who came into work looking like the little dog with the lollipop and propellor hat. I saw them look back at me hoping for a greater reaction.
I get it kid. I'm also a starved attention seeker.
I get it kid. I'm also a starved attention seeker.
There's a lot of social dynamics happening in the Cheebie household
October 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There's a lot of social dynamics happening in the Cheebie household
When I go to alt fashion events and everyone talks about how shy and scared they are of being perceived. Like what do I say? I'm an attention whore and I love being mean to men who approach me. I think one of us is in the wrong hobby.
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When I go to alt fashion events and everyone talks about how shy and scared they are of being perceived. Like what do I say? I'm an attention whore and I love being mean to men who approach me. I think one of us is in the wrong hobby.
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