"If only there were a way to play guitar to a click and then drag and drop a drum track into it"

I always gotta keep my mouth shut along these lines anytime I'm forced by whatever circumstances to enter a Guitar Center

Here in Portland, Couch Street (already kind of a funny street name) is properly pronounced "Cooch." I was also like "what's that?" the first time I heard a bus driver announce it the year I moved here

geek squad is kind of the trenches actually, I don't think I was ever more constantly stressed out anywhere else i've worked. A customer tried to fistfight the guy training me on my first day and it was downhill from there

Wait I mean closing the eye on the same side as the hand that's controlling it

The 600 series had rubber cornrows, we spotted them easy

I'm pretty savvy with this shit at this point but anything Kontakt related just kicks my ass up and down until I give up and think i must be stupid somehow

Remember that "yes I go to Renaissance fairs, no I will not give you teh bewbie hugs I have a hubbeh" tweet? This is a photograph of the guy who asked for teh bewbie hugs

these aren't people who need to be called in, these are people with a month-old untreated rabid animal bite on the neck. It's sad that 30% of people have decided to be like this but they need to be put down

Wiping shitty orange bronzer off my bruised hand onto his jacket

"in Roblox" (he'd be there instead of Minecraft because he's a pedophile)