Goof
goofbator.bsky.social
Goof
@goofbator.bsky.social
Full time chronic masturbator 🔞

Feel free to DM but I might take a while to reply (busy bating)
Now that openAI is rolling out ID verification, I want to say it again: please do not sext with the surveillance machine

Run a local LLM on your computer. I will write you a guide, I’ll do tech support, I’ll bang pots and pans, I’ll send you a dick pic reward
October 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If you're wondering how the other place is doing, every other post is "chudai" this "wataa" that to get engagement

And now this 🙄

Please do not give that man your government ID.
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If they come after furries they’ll come after gooners too btw
September 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Think these are just about perfect
August 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you’ve been using chatGPT for horny convos, highly recommend considering not doing that
August 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you give a Porn addict a printer
July 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The best part of summer is low hanging nuts
July 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Man I love shared blocklists

And the fact this loser is now the most blocked person on the entire platform.
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
He's so needy
June 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
May: 52:51
June 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fappiest place on earth
June 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What's in your Porn stash?
May 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ever get so close you can edge just by holding your shaft?
May 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Total this year (so far): 259:53

Over 10 days straight of Porn and Penis
May 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
April: 50:05
May 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
March: 71:06
May 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
February: 80:00
May 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
January: 56:33
May 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
*sniffing and following the scent until I find this in your room*
bro what the fuck is this?
April 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Set my TV wallpaper to Porn so when I get distracted by my bros sending me Porn, by the time I look up again, more Porn is playing
April 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Porn didn’t let me cum today so I just leaked in my briefs
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hbd dude! 🥳🎂
March 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Bro real quick can you sniff these and tell me how they smell?
March 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is where your email finds me
March 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Bator boy briefs
January 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM