the Good Salt Witch
@goodsaltwitch.bsky.social
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Stole this from tumblr. And yeah, sometimes what I write is purely for me. But when I post fic I want to talk with people about it. That is a big part of what makes the fics keep coming!
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Stole this from tumblr. And yeah, sometimes what I write is purely for me. But when I post fic I want to talk with people about it. That is a big part of what makes the fics keep coming!
I told her I was posting about her and she retreated a bit. I wish she would retreat off the counter so I have less chance of squishing her accidentally.
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I told her I was posting about her and she retreated a bit. I wish she would retreat off the counter so I have less chance of squishing her accidentally.
CW: spiders
A few weeks back, I had to rescue a small spider from my sink. She kept climbing into the drain basket to avoid me, but after like, 20 minutes, I got her.
Today I am doing some cleaning and who do I find but my spider friend again.
She is a very good roommate when not in the sink.
A few weeks back, I had to rescue a small spider from my sink. She kept climbing into the drain basket to avoid me, but after like, 20 minutes, I got her.
Today I am doing some cleaning and who do I find but my spider friend again.
She is a very good roommate when not in the sink.
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
CW: spiders
A few weeks back, I had to rescue a small spider from my sink. She kept climbing into the drain basket to avoid me, but after like, 20 minutes, I got her.
Today I am doing some cleaning and who do I find but my spider friend again.
She is a very good roommate when not in the sink.
A few weeks back, I had to rescue a small spider from my sink. She kept climbing into the drain basket to avoid me, but after like, 20 minutes, I got her.
Today I am doing some cleaning and who do I find but my spider friend again.
She is a very good roommate when not in the sink.
Trying a new way of outlining WIPs. We will see how this goes.
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Trying a new way of outlining WIPs. We will see how this goes.
Found a pitch I wrote for a zine that ended up not happening and made myself sad
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Found a pitch I wrote for a zine that ended up not happening and made myself sad
Some of today's Legos and my colorful plate, currently being used as a Lego tray.
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Some of today's Legos and my colorful plate, currently being used as a Lego tray.
@raelbe.bsky.social it's Rat in his acetan! I probably spelled that wrong
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@raelbe.bsky.social it's Rat in his acetan! I probably spelled that wrong
Here it is, my winter break to do list. Not quite two weeks with 30 items on the list makes 2.5 items to knock out per day. And making the list is one, so I am on a role.
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Here it is, my winter break to do list. Not quite two weeks with 30 items on the list makes 2.5 items to knock out per day. And making the list is one, so I am on a role.
Got distracted with knock off Lego mosaic, finally getting everything ready for bed, took Kessel out and discovered - snow!!
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Got distracted with knock off Lego mosaic, finally getting everything ready for bed, took Kessel out and discovered - snow!!
Wait who is that down at the bottom
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Wait who is that down at the bottom
Spouse helped me get my memo board up in a holding spot for now
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Spouse helped me get my memo board up in a holding spot for now
Now she's sitting on my tummy being pleased with herself. She knows what she did.
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Now she's sitting on my tummy being pleased with herself. She knows what she did.
This cat is such a cockblock. She's adorable and clever and I swear every time she likes to settle in like and arms length away and just watch, like oh? Humandad and humansalt, what are you two up to? Nothing important, right? 😎
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This cat is such a cockblock. She's adorable and clever and I swear every time she likes to settle in like and arms length away and just watch, like oh? Humandad and humansalt, what are you two up to? Nothing important, right? 😎
This is somehow a kinktober fic but it starts out with a discussion of an alien race on the brink of starvation so 🤷 what can you do
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is somehow a kinktober fic but it starts out with a discussion of an alien race on the brink of starvation so 🤷 what can you do
Found a very tired pupkin after a halloween walk
(She loves her hoodies and bandanas, don't worry)
(She loves her hoodies and bandanas, don't worry)
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Found a very tired pupkin after a halloween walk
(She loves her hoodies and bandanas, don't worry)
(She loves her hoodies and bandanas, don't worry)
This is my #sukufushi commission, done by the amazing @inkedberries.bsky.social for my Sukuna and Megumi Deadliest Catch AU that needs a title! (Shared here with permission from the artist)
I love them so much and Megumi WILL fight you. Don't test him!
I love them so much and Megumi WILL fight you. Don't test him!
October 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is my #sukufushi commission, done by the amazing @inkedberries.bsky.social for my Sukuna and Megumi Deadliest Catch AU that needs a title! (Shared here with permission from the artist)
I love them so much and Megumi WILL fight you. Don't test him!
I love them so much and Megumi WILL fight you. Don't test him!
No one masters English. We all just fake it hoping that English won't turn its sights on us for new words to steal.
October 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
No one masters English. We all just fake it hoping that English won't turn its sights on us for new words to steal.
My thoughts on Bluesky s new content guidelines:
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September 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My thoughts on Bluesky s new content guidelines:
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Kessel would also let you pet her but you are an ocean away! (Everyone post your dogs)
September 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Kessel would also let you pet her but you are an ocean away! (Everyone post your dogs)
I s2g if a Naruto omegaverse fic is what breaks my inability to write more than ten words at a given time I will
i don't know have a Naruto fic I guess?????
i don't know have a Naruto fic I guess?????
July 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I s2g if a Naruto omegaverse fic is what breaks my inability to write more than ten words at a given time I will
i don't know have a Naruto fic I guess?????
i don't know have a Naruto fic I guess?????
Look at how cute this is.
Also au where little alpha Naruto has a crush on Iruka-sensei and he ends up biting Kakashi on the hand when he finds out his two sensei are dating because he doesn't approve of Kakashi.
Also au where little alpha Naruto has a crush on Iruka-sensei and he ends up biting Kakashi on the hand when he finds out his two sensei are dating because he doesn't approve of Kakashi.
July 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Look at how cute this is.
Also au where little alpha Naruto has a crush on Iruka-sensei and he ends up biting Kakashi on the hand when he finds out his two sensei are dating because he doesn't approve of Kakashi.
Also au where little alpha Naruto has a crush on Iruka-sensei and he ends up biting Kakashi on the hand when he finds out his two sensei are dating because he doesn't approve of Kakashi.
Needs more body hair but imagine Sansa at some kind of sacred games and Sandor comes out like this
July 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Needs more body hair but imagine Sansa at some kind of sacred games and Sandor comes out like this
I know nothing about this game but based on the art I am willing to learn.
July 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I know nothing about this game but based on the art I am willing to learn.
Why won't this sex scene let itself be written!!!!!! It's PLOT IMPORTANT I CANNOT SKIP IT!!!
July 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Why won't this sex scene let itself be written!!!!!! It's PLOT IMPORTANT I CANNOT SKIP IT!!!