Goodname Panda
@goodnamepanda.bsky.social
36M Panda nerd, likes to walk around without pants on. 🔞 No minors.
Diet cran-grape juice after a swig of mouthwash ain't the best flavor in my mouth today
December 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Diet cran-grape juice after a swig of mouthwash ain't the best flavor in my mouth today
Got home from work to a parking space covered in half a foot of snow.
Spent an hour shoveling INTO the driveway. I now smell like a sweaty unwashed nutsack.
Spent an hour shoveling INTO the driveway. I now smell like a sweaty unwashed nutsack.
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Got home from work to a parking space covered in half a foot of snow.
Spent an hour shoveling INTO the driveway. I now smell like a sweaty unwashed nutsack.
Spent an hour shoveling INTO the driveway. I now smell like a sweaty unwashed nutsack.
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The whole 15 minute animation is now available to watch on E621
A Rolex for Christmas
e621.net/posts/6056292
A Rolex for Christmas
e621.net/posts/6056292
December 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The whole 15 minute animation is now available to watch on E621
A Rolex for Christmas
e621.net/posts/6056292
A Rolex for Christmas
e621.net/posts/6056292
I haven't held a penis other than my own in nearly a decade and that makes me sad
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I haven't held a penis other than my own in nearly a decade and that makes me sad
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Just imagine you're relaxing on the couch with some Nintendo, you're fighting a boss but also you gotta piss
Just letting it out onto the floor and thirty seconds later the piss puddle/stain completely disappears, no scent, like it never happened
Just letting it out onto the floor and thirty seconds later the piss puddle/stain completely disappears, no scent, like it never happened
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Just imagine you're relaxing on the couch with some Nintendo, you're fighting a boss but also you gotta piss
Just letting it out onto the floor and thirty seconds later the piss puddle/stain completely disappears, no scent, like it never happened
Just letting it out onto the floor and thirty seconds later the piss puddle/stain completely disappears, no scent, like it never happened
I do wish I had the ability to just piss anywhere I felt like without the consequences of destroying whatever surface that got pissed on
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I do wish I had the ability to just piss anywhere I felt like without the consequences of destroying whatever surface that got pissed on
Go ahead, I love wiener play with my bros.
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Go ahead, I love wiener play with my bros.
Despite all the shit I've been through in the last seven years, my credit score's gone up 40 points.
Not sure what good that really does me aside from getting approved for loans I never dare take out, but I guess there's that
Not sure what good that really does me aside from getting approved for loans I never dare take out, but I guess there's that
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Despite all the shit I've been through in the last seven years, my credit score's gone up 40 points.
Not sure what good that really does me aside from getting approved for loans I never dare take out, but I guess there's that
Not sure what good that really does me aside from getting approved for loans I never dare take out, but I guess there's that
How come no one's done any porn of Jockstrap Patrick yet?
Just imagine him in the upper half of his pirate suit, his legs spread, the eyepatch covering a mostly-balls bulge while down south we get a great view of his taint and under-ass.
Just imagine him in the upper half of his pirate suit, his legs spread, the eyepatch covering a mostly-balls bulge while down south we get a great view of his taint and under-ass.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
How come no one's done any porn of Jockstrap Patrick yet?
Just imagine him in the upper half of his pirate suit, his legs spread, the eyepatch covering a mostly-balls bulge while down south we get a great view of his taint and under-ass.
Just imagine him in the upper half of his pirate suit, his legs spread, the eyepatch covering a mostly-balls bulge while down south we get a great view of his taint and under-ass.
What's all over my social feeds right now?
YOU HAVE ZERO GUESSES.
YOU HAVE ZERO GUESSES.
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What's all over my social feeds right now?
YOU HAVE ZERO GUESSES.
YOU HAVE ZERO GUESSES.
The piss stays inside of your butt after he pees in you.
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The piss stays inside of your butt after he pees in you.
"Nothing they haven't seen before in their own fucking pants," he says.
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"Nothing they haven't seen before in their own fucking pants," he says.
He's one of those dads who's just super comfortable walking around the house with his penis out in front of his adult children
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
He's one of those dads who's just super comfortable walking around the house with his penis out in front of his adult children
Sometimes I wish I could be a professional penis enjoyer
Too bad no such occupation exists
Too bad no such occupation exists
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sometimes I wish I could be a professional penis enjoyer
Too bad no such occupation exists
Too bad no such occupation exists
IN THE THEATRE ZOOTOPIA 2 IS STARTING WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
IN THE THEATRE ZOOTOPIA 2 IS STARTING WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY
Try to say "penis" while you have a penis in your mouth!
Can you do it?
Can you do it?
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Try to say "penis" while you have a penis in your mouth!
Can you do it?
Can you do it?
My little penis is like the gayest thing <3
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My little penis is like the gayest thing <3
Hey drink piss
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hey drink piss
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Instacart Polar Bear
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Instacart Polar Bear
Let's compare our little wieners for a sec <3
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Let's compare our little wieners for a sec <3
Oops, FA broke.
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Oops, FA broke.
I just wanted to show you how this funny boy follows you <3
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just wanted to show you how this funny boy follows you <3
Holy fire types Batman!
(I admit I thought this was pretty cool, late game battle hidden behind spoiler)
(I admit I thought this was pretty cool, late game battle hidden behind spoiler)
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Holy fire types Batman!
(I admit I thought this was pretty cool, late game battle hidden behind spoiler)
(I admit I thought this was pretty cool, late game battle hidden behind spoiler)
Gonna make your little dick cum so much in my mouth.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Gonna make your little dick cum so much in my mouth.