Busy busy day ahead. Got requests for help with turkey recipes, family get-together stresses, shopping trips, flight delays…and one, uh giraffe milking? That might have been entered into the system wrong. Anyway, off to work!

General Thanksgiving PSA to everyone: It’s no good asking for my help after the fact. So if you’re not sure about the stuffing, don’t try it.

Sorry everyone. My account was HACKED. By someone who should know better. I’m totally telling mom.

BAD LUCK is the best. BAD LUCK rulz!!!! BAD MUCK FOREVER!!!!!!!

Steve in Phoenix: You’re not supposed to eat that part. It’s just on the plate for decoration. Hang on, I’ll be right there.

Marie in Tallahassee: You don’t bring an actual white elephant. It’s just a name. Hang on, I’m on my way.

Able in Allentown: I’ll be there tomorrow for your appointment but man it wouldn’t hurt to start flossing.

No need to do that thing with the wishbones this Thursday. Yes, it does work, but it’s old technology. It’s like sending an email through pneumatic tube.