Dory
@goodideahaver420.bsky.social
I love cats, hoarding books and dice, watching dropout.tv, Dnd, fruity cocktails, and true crime podcasts. I'm 31 nb (she/they) with a wonderful partner
To urgent care for pink eye AGAIN Jesus Joe, get it together
September 26, 2024 at 1:19 PM
To urgent care for pink eye AGAIN Jesus Joe, get it together
….that’s gonna be a no from me
July 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM
….that’s gonna be a no from me
Bandsaws are up there tho
June 26, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Bandsaws are up there tho
Oral surgeon doing removing one of my wisdom teeth: *CRACK*. "Shit."
Its still in there folks
Its still in there folks
June 26, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Oral surgeon doing removing one of my wisdom teeth: *CRACK*. "Shit."
Its still in there folks
Its still in there folks
I just want the cocacola with cocaine in it
June 26, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I just want the cocacola with cocaine in it
I feel so seen rn. We bought cups with lids for when we're drinking water for this exact thing.
June 26, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I feel so seen rn. We bought cups with lids for when we're drinking water for this exact thing.
As long as you drive me home after ;)
June 26, 2024 at 3:06 AM
As long as you drive me home after ;)
Soft baby, pretty baby, little baby hater.
Sorry, my feelings are hurt that she keeps knocking over my painting
Sorry, my feelings are hurt that she keeps knocking over my painting
June 26, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Soft baby, pretty baby, little baby hater.
Sorry, my feelings are hurt that she keeps knocking over my painting
Sorry, my feelings are hurt that she keeps knocking over my painting
Sorry y'all, i need to delete the app from her phone. Mommas HUNGRY.
June 26, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Sorry y'all, i need to delete the app from her phone. Mommas HUNGRY.
They unfortunately have to say that because some idiot will save it and use it to clean their ear and then we have super mega covid ear infection.
June 26, 2024 at 2:57 AM
They unfortunately have to say that because some idiot will save it and use it to clean their ear and then we have super mega covid ear infection.
She also says gee willikers so you know its wholesome as fuck
June 26, 2024 at 2:55 AM
She also says gee willikers so you know its wholesome as fuck
Why does she hate it so much? It was my first painting since middle school so I know it's not good, but DAMN.
June 26, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Why does she hate it so much? It was my first painting since middle school so I know it's not good, but DAMN.
I don't like meeting new people unless they're peer reviewed. *Squints* "who's your people?...."
June 26, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I don't like meeting new people unless they're peer reviewed. *Squints* "who's your people?...."