Pelzy
@goodhumorman.bsky.social
Golfing, Tigers BB, and following #IUBB
He thinks his poison tentacles have torn into the flesh of all Americans.
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
He thinks his poison tentacles have torn into the flesh of all Americans.
It’s a Supreme dodge!
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It’s a Supreme dodge!
Put a damn tariff on all the call centers outgoing spam calls.
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Put a damn tariff on all the call centers outgoing spam calls.
As a 60 year IU Football fan, this is such a fantastic journey. So many years where IU could not beat a rug. Let us savor this the whole game.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
As a 60 year IU Football fan, this is such a fantastic journey. So many years where IU could not beat a rug. Let us savor this the whole game.
Still time for the Tigers to bring three more relievers out of retirement.
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Still time for the Tigers to bring three more relievers out of retirement.
First dance should be the Joropo!
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
First dance should be the Joropo!
The hit: “I wanted an orange, but he was a lemon and our love soured.”
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The hit: “I wanted an orange, but he was a lemon and our love soured.”
Instead of a witch hunt, wouldn’t it be a 🧙♂️ warlock hunt?
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Instead of a witch hunt, wouldn’t it be a 🧙♂️ warlock hunt?
Wouldn’t that give one a case of the “red ass”?
December 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wouldn’t that give one a case of the “red ass”?
I hope he leaves the pins in the grenades before he hangs them.
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I hope he leaves the pins in the grenades before he hangs them.
The best acceptance speech in the history of the Heisman presentation.
I am biased though.
I am biased though.
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The best acceptance speech in the history of the Heisman presentation.
I am biased though.
I am biased though.
Arrrgggh…it be Captain Schnook!
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Arrrgggh…it be Captain Schnook!
So Microsoft has a solution: Make the operating systems obsolete and stop providing updates.
Force consumers to buy newer supported hardware to run supported systems.
Force consumers to buy newer supported hardware to run supported systems.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So Microsoft has a solution: Make the operating systems obsolete and stop providing updates.
Force consumers to buy newer supported hardware to run supported systems.
Force consumers to buy newer supported hardware to run supported systems.
Drinks will be James Bond Specials….shaken not stirred
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Drinks will be James Bond Specials….shaken not stirred
And will delete all your dvr recordings on their whim.
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
And will delete all your dvr recordings on their whim.
Those girls should not be running with glass bottles. WTF, they having a party in the Oval? 🎉
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Those girls should not be running with glass bottles. WTF, they having a party in the Oval? 🎉
Think the ball room reno cut a gas line!
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Think the ball room reno cut a gas line!
Like Trump would know what fusion is. Hell, he has never seen or heard of a Ford Fusion!
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Like Trump would know what fusion is. Hell, he has never seen or heard of a Ford Fusion!
And “Not my Lane.”
This guy is a nonentity.
This guy is a nonentity.
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
And “Not my Lane.”
This guy is a nonentity.
This guy is a nonentity.