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goodhandleidea.bsky.social
Angie O'Sperm
@goodhandleidea.bsky.social
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drop dead mental
rural stoner
modern-day peasant
just after some interaction
queer
ACAB
'they/them' is great actually
if our interaction is special enough, it might become a print out on my fridge
I got a job as a dinner lady
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New graffiti i spotted on a dog walk:
A grey, crenulated concrete wall of a motorway overpass with graffiti in marker pen saying " femboy twinks this way" with an arrow directing them
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Shout out to all my outdoor grow photoperiod warriors- I've come up with a new (to me) technique for keeping mould at bay- once the affected buds are removed I burned the affected area on the stem to slow it's spread:
A close up image of a plant focusing on a stem which has been burned à la the skeet
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Entered my shark earrings in the village show, the only entrant in 'handmade jewellery' with 5 mins before submissions close 💪
The focus of the picture is a stand with a pair of earrings on. It is on a light coloured table in a corner. The stand comprises a roughly sawn disc of a pine branch, a threaded steel spindle and a driftwood cross piece, a bit like a ship's mast. The earrings are sharks, made of 4 pieces of alternating silver and copper, linked together by tiny silver loops.
September 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Look at my new rig! This recirculation gubbins actually works a treat - smoothest hit I've ever had. Need to get some live resin
Photo of a clear glass recirculation dab rig, on a messy desk, in an untidy room. The background from left to right is a white wooden door and a grey steel filling cabinet with some long black magnets on. The desk has a white table cloth on it, with large black spots that are almost touching. There is all sorts of blurred stuff on the desk, including a brown sheet to the right. The main focus of is the rig, which has a mouthpiece, neck, 2 chambers ( cone shaped), 6 twisted round pipes that connect the bottom of the top chamber to the bottom of the bottom chamber and top of the top to to of the bottom. The stem for the titanium banger is on the right.
August 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
goodhandleidea.bsky.social
10 times more addictive than cocaine,
10 times more hallucinogenic than LSD
10 times more euphoric that ecstasy
it's a screenshot from the 2001 film '51st State'. Samuel L Jackson and Robert Carlyle are in a laboratory, with SLJ holding 2 bowls of pills, one red, one blue.
August 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
goodhandleidea.bsky.social
I once got this close to an (this) echidna, AND took a geiger counter reading of it (for work).
an over-exposed, slightly blurred close-up photo of the front-end of an echidna, lying on sand. showing its elongated nose, kinda seeing into a face under the enormous array of spines over the rest of its body.
August 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Be gay, do crime.
a grainy satellite picture of Wales, centered on Cardigan Bay, with the eastern and norther extremes outside the image. there is a white W in a red square, looking a bit like WalesOnline (but it might not be). The southern part of wales is obscured by white text which reads: "This area of Wales has more crime per person than any other". Above that, a red south-facing arrow pointing at approximately Fishguard has been drawn in MS paint, along with the text my home"
August 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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In the end I dropped this one:
Far better than the other 2 imo.
Alan partridge lies on a bed with a neck collar on, he's on the phone asking "Susan, can you put a VPN on my telly please?"
August 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Gonna try this version on FB:
Alan partridge lies on a bed with a neck collar on, he's on the phone asking "Susan, can you repeal the OSA on my telly please?"
July 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Alan partridge lies on a bed with a neck collar on, he's on the phone asking "Susan, can you make pornography come on my telly please?"
July 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Now we just sit back and wait.
A screenshot of Google maps showing that i have said i have a business called 'Golf of Mexico', and it just happens to be exactly on the same spot as Trump's Aberdeen golf course. This edit will be reviewed with in 5 days and is not publicly visible
July 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I'm gonna be loved!
A Sontaran from Dr Who
July 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I ignored that I'm a vegetarian for this and ranked the food as if i would have eaten it in the past. i'm reet posh i am, but don't give me anything too weird. i'm not into that. i could eat cheese n pickle sandwiches every day for the rest of my life.
The image shows a graph entitled "Food Choice Test Results:" The graph is 5 equidistant from the next concentric rings, that are split into 5 quadrants (it wasn't clear but i guess the further out on the rings u were, the more wild your food choices). mine stay within the 3rd ring. the 5 sectors clockwise from the top are , Upper middle class (dark green), Middle class (light green), Lower middle class (purple), lower class (yellow) and Upper class (blue). "your food choices resemble those of the upper class (60.71%)" What a load of tosh!
June 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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This cunt stole 600g of defrosting dog food off the veranda table this morning😤
Looking out from my kitchen window, the landscape and sea are in the background, but the focus of the picture is a herring gull sitting rather too proudly on the wooden gate in the garden
June 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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describe yourself with a building
pic of the leaning tower of Caerphilly Castle, mostly ruined with ivy growing all over the lower walls, against a clear blue sky
June 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Singalong jungle sessions with the kids
a woman sits playing a piano, with 6 children (7ish YO) , they all have their mouths open as if singing. There is a speech bubble above their heads which says "The S, the U, the P, the E, the R"
June 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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I don't know all the lingo, thanks! Combat multipliers, my mind immediately goes here:
A black very heavy duty multitool, showing off all it's bits in a splaying display
June 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Ah come now
The icon s at the bottom of the app, showing 30+ notifications
June 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
goodhandleidea.bsky.social
nice! i got crawled on yesterday by what i later found out was a woodlouse spider:
a close up image of a woodlouse spider. it has a dark red head, orange-brown legs and a yellow-grey abdomen. it looks happy
June 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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@girltwinkdotfaggot.bsky.social it took a bit longer to get back, I had some errands to run along the way, but here is your skeet, on my fridge in all it's glory!
It's a cybertruck, oh wait no it's just a fridge, with various things stuck on it with magnets, the focus of the picture is a landscape A4 piece of paper that is a print out of a skeet by @girltwinkdotfaggot that reads 'Im like one of those anti trans "you're so beautiful! Why would you mutilate your body and throw it all away!" bitches but fur fat women in weight loss commercials.
June 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Here's something you queers will like
a map of the UK and most of Ireland, and even a bit of France on a blue sea. the legend at the top right is titled "Bottoms of Britain', the blue dots are places with bottom in their name. there is a colour scale for areas with 'More Bottoms' (dark blue) and 'Fewer Bottoms' (white). the map shows 2 hotspots of bottom activity, the darkest being around Hampshire and Surrey. the 2nd hotspot isn't as dark a blue, but is centred around North Lancashire. there are no blue dots in Ireland because St Patrick outed all the bottoms. In France its called 'derriere', so no dots there either.
May 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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a screenshot from the UK TV series 'Come Fly With Me' (2010) showing the inside of a commercial airliner, the blue seats have the logo of the fake airline 'FlyLo' and the owner of the airline, Omar Baba (Walliams) is standing bolt-upright at a ridiculous angle to avoid the overhead lockers, to demonstrate the new 'standing seats' he wants installed on his planes
May 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
goodhandleidea.bsky.social
oi,
a screenshot of a heading from a webpage that says 'Unit features'
May 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Post a warning.
a close shot of the side of an ice cream van, showing a note, handwritten, in black marker pen, on yellow paper and sticky taped to the window beneath the price list: CASH ONLY NO "WIFI" AVAILABLE
March 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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best beach combing find today💪
March 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM