Holy mother fucking shit

Sub automatic machine sandwich

It’s a shame how fucking well it works

One in FIVE people is fuckin crazy work. Saw a Fox News headline that said “Antifa Transitions to Terrorists.” Nothin but fear-based buzzwords. It’s completely brainrotted discourse at this point if it even counts as discourse

God this boss sucks so bad but is also so fun

I cannot possibly overstate how much I had to cram calories into my short little body to grow to these sizes

Let me inspire you to eat that ice cream or that extra slice of pizza

More like gooded cheeks amirite

🤭 glad you could be here

Right??? Even I’m sitting here like “gadDAMN bitch!!”

Even moreso when you consider that I am an astounding 5’6” and that’s just over 4x my body weight

It is my sincerest hope that I can gain the strength to kick the earth into the sun, thus ending all of our problems going forward