David J Goodearl
@goodearl56.bsky.social
Must be nice. ChatGPT told me to kill myself.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Must be nice. ChatGPT told me to kill myself.
Not sure that RFK, Jr. does that much yard work around the country.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Not sure that RFK, Jr. does that much yard work around the country.
Wasn't Leiter fed to a shark by a drug dealer in one of the Timothy Dalton movies?
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wasn't Leiter fed to a shark by a drug dealer in one of the Timothy Dalton movies?
This will have all the force and effect of Michael Scott's declaration of bankruptcy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This will have all the force and effect of Michael Scott's declaration of bankruptcy.
Looking forward to comments about how you can't be a real scrivener.
November 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Looking forward to comments about how you can't be a real scrivener.
You should see the Post's review of Season 3 of The Bear. "The words 'cousin' and 'chef' have lost all meaning ..."
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You should see the Post's review of Season 3 of The Bear. "The words 'cousin' and 'chef' have lost all meaning ..."
ICE is just a conglomeration of snowflakes.
October 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
ICE is just a conglomeration of snowflakes.
Johnson is looking increasingly like Martin Short's ridiculous tobacco exec on SNL.
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Johnson is looking increasingly like Martin Short's ridiculous tobacco exec on SNL.
Just remember that beavers can't do everything.
October 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just remember that beavers can't do everything.
More Colonel Klink, without the humanity.
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
More Colonel Klink, without the humanity.
Thiel can't possibly believe in religion to the extent he believes in an antichrist. If that nonsense was true, he'd be a pillar of salt by now.
September 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Thiel can't possibly believe in religion to the extent he believes in an antichrist. If that nonsense was true, he'd be a pillar of salt by now.
Roberts handed the executive a loaded gun. It can be used to shoot him as well. It was incredibly poorly done.
September 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Roberts handed the executive a loaded gun. It can be used to shoot him as well. It was incredibly poorly done.
Just wait until he dies like Stalin because everyone is too afraid to go in and check on him.
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just wait until he dies like Stalin because everyone is too afraid to go in and check on him.
Bribes are like cockroaches. If you see one, you know there are others.
September 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bribes are like cockroaches. If you see one, you know there are others.
I remember him on 20/20 or Nightline debating a blind sailor on whether the blind sailor could truly enjoy sailing. He was a piece of shit to his core.
September 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I remember him on 20/20 or Nightline debating a blind sailor on whether the blind sailor could truly enjoy sailing. He was a piece of shit to his core.
Clay once heard that consistency was a hobgoblin and it scared him into his current mentality.
September 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Clay once heard that consistency was a hobgoblin and it scared him into his current mentality.
Mort Zuckerman definitely looked like someone you would warn kids to avoid.
September 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Mort Zuckerman definitely looked like someone you would warn kids to avoid.
Let's hope the judge isn't Samuel Beckett.
September 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Let's hope the judge isn't Samuel Beckett.
Buck Henry pitching The Graduate 2 is a great bit in there.
September 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Buck Henry pitching The Graduate 2 is a great bit in there.
If somebody doesn't like John Candy, I do not want to know them.
September 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If somebody doesn't like John Candy, I do not want to know them.
Dallas Tarheels.
September 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Dallas Tarheels.
Will this be the first posthumously granted and received Presidential Medal of Freedom in history?
September 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Will this be the first posthumously granted and received Presidential Medal of Freedom in history?