oh dude i made one to rank every video game i have ever played PURELY so i can say how much i like each game. it legitimately takes HOURS/DAYS to complete it hahaha
So i know your pain

But if you ever do make a new one... hmu

i loved when you made that bias sorter on tumblr for all the NPCs. genuinely delightful to see everyones different bizarre favourites

To be fair i dont think he would call them essays. theyre reviews, admittedly nebulous ones, but a review is a much more open thing that allows for meandering and filler. for me i enjoy the journey and am not just there for the destination if that makes sense? each to their own though ofc