Good Burger
@goodburger.bsky.social
Fan account for all things Good Burger
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 7: The Unveiling
"Facile, Vigilante. Why not join me for a veranda? You can have the honor of being the very first customer to try our brand new menu item... go on, have a slice! But I should warn you... this is no ordinary pizza, oh no. This is a MONDO PIZZA!" (7/7)
"Facile, Vigilante. Why not join me for a veranda? You can have the honor of being the very first customer to try our brand new menu item... go on, have a slice! But I should warn you... this is no ordinary pizza, oh no. This is a MONDO PIZZA!" (7/7)
February 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 7: The Unveiling
"Facile, Vigilante. Why not join me for a veranda? You can have the honor of being the very first customer to try our brand new menu item... go on, have a slice! But I should warn you... this is no ordinary pizza, oh no. This is a MONDO PIZZA!" (7/7)
"Facile, Vigilante. Why not join me for a veranda? You can have the honor of being the very first customer to try our brand new menu item... go on, have a slice! But I should warn you... this is no ordinary pizza, oh no. This is a MONDO PIZZA!" (7/7)
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 6: Notice of Resignation
"My, my. What a surprise. Who ever heard of a vigilante taking matters into their own hands?"
"Liberate the Cheeseslimes, my ass! Consider THIS my resignation!" (6/7)
"My, my. What a surprise. Who ever heard of a vigilante taking matters into their own hands?"
"Liberate the Cheeseslimes, my ass! Consider THIS my resignation!" (6/7)
February 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 6: Notice of Resignation
"My, my. What a surprise. Who ever heard of a vigilante taking matters into their own hands?"
"Liberate the Cheeseslimes, my ass! Consider THIS my resignation!" (6/7)
"My, my. What a surprise. Who ever heard of a vigilante taking matters into their own hands?"
"Liberate the Cheeseslimes, my ass! Consider THIS my resignation!" (6/7)
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 5: Cheese Grinder
"When you mess with Pizzaface, you go in the...! The uh... dough mixer? I don't- I don't really know what that thing is. Anyway... addio! Overcooked cheese lover! Historical."
"NO, PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY!" (5/7)
"When you mess with Pizzaface, you go in the...! The uh... dough mixer? I don't- I don't really know what that thing is. Anyway... addio! Overcooked cheese lover! Historical."
"NO, PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY!" (5/7)
February 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 5: Cheese Grinder
"When you mess with Pizzaface, you go in the...! The uh... dough mixer? I don't- I don't really know what that thing is. Anyway... addio! Overcooked cheese lover! Historical."
"NO, PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY!" (5/7)
"When you mess with Pizzaface, you go in the...! The uh... dough mixer? I don't- I don't really know what that thing is. Anyway... addio! Overcooked cheese lover! Historical."
"NO, PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY!" (5/7)
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 4: Executional Kitchen
"...? What's the boss mucking around this place for? He never told me about this..."
"NO, PLEASE! YOU CAN'T THROW ME INTO THAT THING! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"!!! ...What are they doing with that Cheeseslime?!" (4/7)
"...? What's the boss mucking around this place for? He never told me about this..."
"NO, PLEASE! YOU CAN'T THROW ME INTO THAT THING! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"!!! ...What are they doing with that Cheeseslime?!" (4/7)
February 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 4: Executional Kitchen
"...? What's the boss mucking around this place for? He never told me about this..."
"NO, PLEASE! YOU CAN'T THROW ME INTO THAT THING! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"!!! ...What are they doing with that Cheeseslime?!" (4/7)
"...? What's the boss mucking around this place for? He never told me about this..."
"NO, PLEASE! YOU CAN'T THROW ME INTO THAT THING! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"!!! ...What are they doing with that Cheeseslime?!" (4/7)
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 3: Exceptional Kitchen
"The depressing industrialized demeanor! The toxic, hopeless atmosphere! The disheartening aroma of melancholy! (sob) It's just so soul-crushingly twisted it's delightful! How could I possibly ask for a more perfect deranged evil kitchen?" (3/7)
"The depressing industrialized demeanor! The toxic, hopeless atmosphere! The disheartening aroma of melancholy! (sob) It's just so soul-crushingly twisted it's delightful! How could I possibly ask for a more perfect deranged evil kitchen?" (3/7)
February 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 3: Exceptional Kitchen
"The depressing industrialized demeanor! The toxic, hopeless atmosphere! The disheartening aroma of melancholy! (sob) It's just so soul-crushingly twisted it's delightful! How could I possibly ask for a more perfect deranged evil kitchen?" (3/7)
"The depressing industrialized demeanor! The toxic, hopeless atmosphere! The disheartening aroma of melancholy! (sob) It's just so soul-crushingly twisted it's delightful! How could I possibly ask for a more perfect deranged evil kitchen?" (3/7)
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 2: Sizing Up
"Just as I suspected, triampathol, transported out of the lab. They really used this stuff to make their Mondo Burgers bigger? And in the end it was their downfall. I won't let it fall into the wrong hands a second time."
(...?! Somebody's coming!) (2/7)
"Just as I suspected, triampathol, transported out of the lab. They really used this stuff to make their Mondo Burgers bigger? And in the end it was their downfall. I won't let it fall into the wrong hands a second time."
(...?! Somebody's coming!) (2/7)
January 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Good Burger X Pizza Tower No. 2: Sizing Up
"Just as I suspected, triampathol, transported out of the lab. They really used this stuff to make their Mondo Burgers bigger? And in the end it was their downfall. I won't let it fall into the wrong hands a second time."
(...?! Somebody's coming!) (2/7)
"Just as I suspected, triampathol, transported out of the lab. They really used this stuff to make their Mondo Burgers bigger? And in the end it was their downfall. I won't let it fall into the wrong hands a second time."
(...?! Somebody's coming!) (2/7)