Goobert Goobertson
@goobertgoo.bsky.social
Just a bucket full of goo with access to the internet
Just finished Dying for Sex. When does the crying stop
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Just finished Dying for Sex. When does the crying stop
Even if they arrest the Minneapolis shooter he’ll be paraded around and lionised by right wing media and it’ll end up like either Derek Chauvin (imprisoned but constant push for presidential pardon) or Kyle Rittenhouse (free)
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Even if they arrest the Minneapolis shooter he’ll be paraded around and lionised by right wing media and it’ll end up like either Derek Chauvin (imprisoned but constant push for presidential pardon) or Kyle Rittenhouse (free)
YouTube ads are just AI scams and a toothbrush that’s being presented like it’s a scene from Interstellar
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 AM
YouTube ads are just AI scams and a toothbrush that’s being presented like it’s a scene from Interstellar
Marty this. Supreme that.
Why don’t you people MartyR for the supreme leader of the New World, Ronald McDonald
Why don’t you people MartyR for the supreme leader of the New World, Ronald McDonald
January 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Marty this. Supreme that.
Why don’t you people MartyR for the supreme leader of the New World, Ronald McDonald
Why don’t you people MartyR for the supreme leader of the New World, Ronald McDonald
Horrible situation but this pic of Maduro on the flight goes hard
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Horrible situation but this pic of Maduro on the flight goes hard
JK Rowling introducing a new French character with body odour named Pepé Le Pew
January 1, 2026 at 11:17 AM
JK Rowling introducing a new French character with body odour named Pepé Le Pew
The Simpsons are gonna do a Pluribus joke when Homer is Carol and Marge asks him to join the hive mind but he asks if Flanders is part of it and when it’s revealed he is, he says “no way, man”
December 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Simpsons are gonna do a Pluribus joke when Homer is Carol and Marge asks him to join the hive mind but he asks if Flanders is part of it and when it’s revealed he is, he says “no way, man”
Finally getting around to #Pluribus (no spoilers please) but two episodes in my wife says she would be very happy to join the hive mind
December 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Finally getting around to #Pluribus (no spoilers please) but two episodes in my wife says she would be very happy to join the hive mind
I’m reaching levels of gluttony over this Christmas and New Years period that would shock kings, despots, and the average American
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I’m reaching levels of gluttony over this Christmas and New Years period that would shock kings, despots, and the average American
Yeah I’ve been visited by the ghosts of past, present, and future too.
‘Cept I didn’t wait around for them to get freaky. I immediately called Ghostbusters and had them canned
‘Cept I didn’t wait around for them to get freaky. I immediately called Ghostbusters and had them canned
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Yeah I’ve been visited by the ghosts of past, present, and future too.
‘Cept I didn’t wait around for them to get freaky. I immediately called Ghostbusters and had them canned
‘Cept I didn’t wait around for them to get freaky. I immediately called Ghostbusters and had them canned
I think I’ve got sodium poisoning from all the meats, cheeses, and other Christmas snacks
Better counteract it with liquor
Better counteract it with liquor
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think I’ve got sodium poisoning from all the meats, cheeses, and other Christmas snacks
Better counteract it with liquor
Better counteract it with liquor
Me: “Cream is way more important than (one year old son)”
Wife: “I’m gonna tell him that when he’s older”
Me: “Good. If he doesn’t understand that then I’ll have failed as a parent”
#parenting
Wife: “I’m gonna tell him that when he’s older”
Me: “Good. If he doesn’t understand that then I’ll have failed as a parent”
#parenting
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me: “Cream is way more important than (one year old son)”
Wife: “I’m gonna tell him that when he’s older”
Me: “Good. If he doesn’t understand that then I’ll have failed as a parent”
#parenting
Wife: “I’m gonna tell him that when he’s older”
Me: “Good. If he doesn’t understand that then I’ll have failed as a parent”
#parenting
Is this picture an ad promoting Abu Dhabi travel or a new Troy Sivan Challengers style music video?
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Is this picture an ad promoting Abu Dhabi travel or a new Troy Sivan Challengers style music video?
Nah man, the ending of Klaus was too much for me.
Should not have watched it alone, without the kids, at midnight.
Should not have watched it alone, without the kids, at midnight.
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Nah man, the ending of Klaus was too much for me.
Should not have watched it alone, without the kids, at midnight.
Should not have watched it alone, without the kids, at midnight.
Elf on the Shelf. It’s on sight 🔫🔫🔫
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Elf on the Shelf. It’s on sight 🔫🔫🔫
Why did my parents not introduce me to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie (1998)?
Cast ?John Goodman, Bob Newhart, Whoopi Goldberg - excellent start.
Selection of Christmas tunes including Paul Mac’s Wonderful Christmastime - amazing
Cast ?John Goodman, Bob Newhart, Whoopi Goldberg - excellent start.
Selection of Christmas tunes including Paul Mac’s Wonderful Christmastime - amazing
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Why did my parents not introduce me to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie (1998)?
Cast ?John Goodman, Bob Newhart, Whoopi Goldberg - excellent start.
Selection of Christmas tunes including Paul Mac’s Wonderful Christmastime - amazing
Cast ?John Goodman, Bob Newhart, Whoopi Goldberg - excellent start.
Selection of Christmas tunes including Paul Mac’s Wonderful Christmastime - amazing
Uncomfortable with how much I enjoyed that Timothy Chalamet and Esdeekid collab
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Uncomfortable with how much I enjoyed that Timothy Chalamet and Esdeekid collab
Dickens could have improved A Christmas Carol by combining the characters Bob Cratchet and Jacob Marley.
Imagine one super character called Bob Marley instead
Imagine one super character called Bob Marley instead
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dickens could have improved A Christmas Carol by combining the characters Bob Cratchet and Jacob Marley.
Imagine one super character called Bob Marley instead
Imagine one super character called Bob Marley instead
People / media need to stop taking about C*meron W*nter’s Carnegie Hall show.
Yes, we all wanted to be there badly but it’s becoming insufferable the way people are going on about it.
Yes, we all wanted to be there badly but it’s becoming insufferable the way people are going on about it.
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
People / media need to stop taking about C*meron W*nter’s Carnegie Hall show.
Yes, we all wanted to be there badly but it’s becoming insufferable the way people are going on about it.
Yes, we all wanted to be there badly but it’s becoming insufferable the way people are going on about it.
This description of an episode of a Barbie TV show is insane. The Selfie Museum?
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This description of an episode of a Barbie TV show is insane. The Selfie Museum?
Do we think Denis Villenueve knew what he was doing with Arrival?
After that, they handed him the keys to the city. We’re talking Sci-fi Sexy Movie City
After that, they handed him the keys to the city. We’re talking Sci-fi Sexy Movie City
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Do we think Denis Villenueve knew what he was doing with Arrival?
After that, they handed him the keys to the city. We’re talking Sci-fi Sexy Movie City
After that, they handed him the keys to the city. We’re talking Sci-fi Sexy Movie City
First off, there’s a Magic School Bus remake???
With Kate McKinnon and Lily Tomlin?
With Kate McKinnon and Lily Tomlin?
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
First off, there’s a Magic School Bus remake???
With Kate McKinnon and Lily Tomlin?
With Kate McKinnon and Lily Tomlin?
I didn’t need to Spotify Wrapped to tell me my most listened to songs were just the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I didn’t need to Spotify Wrapped to tell me my most listened to songs were just the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack
We finally get to see one of the aliens shlongs in the new Avatar.
James Cameron said “Audiences have been asking for this since the beginning. They’re not ready for what we’ve done with it, though. It’s the furthest thing from a human member than you can imagine”.
James Cameron said “Audiences have been asking for this since the beginning. They’re not ready for what we’ve done with it, though. It’s the furthest thing from a human member than you can imagine”.
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We finally get to see one of the aliens shlongs in the new Avatar.
James Cameron said “Audiences have been asking for this since the beginning. They’re not ready for what we’ve done with it, though. It’s the furthest thing from a human member than you can imagine”.
James Cameron said “Audiences have been asking for this since the beginning. They’re not ready for what we’ve done with it, though. It’s the furthest thing from a human member than you can imagine”.
We got Pope Leo doing his 4 favourite for Letterboxd before we got GTA 6
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We got Pope Leo doing his 4 favourite for Letterboxd before we got GTA 6