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if money is our life
we have no life
we are given a number
tattooed in our minds
the ovens creep closer for all
for everything we couldn't think about
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when you start getting shorter
you know you've crested the hill
hopefully there's enough brain
to counteract
the diminishing body
we have no life
we are given a number
tattooed in our minds
the ovens creep closer for all
for everything we couldn't think about
---------
when you start getting shorter
you know you've crested the hill
hopefully there's enough brain
to counteract
the diminishing body
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
if money is our life
we have no life
we are given a number
tattooed in our minds
the ovens creep closer for all
for everything we couldn't think about
---------
when you start getting shorter
you know you've crested the hill
hopefully there's enough brain
to counteract
the diminishing body
we have no life
we are given a number
tattooed in our minds
the ovens creep closer for all
for everything we couldn't think about
---------
when you start getting shorter
you know you've crested the hill
hopefully there's enough brain
to counteract
the diminishing body
Every day I don't play here
I feel it
I feel it
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Every day I don't play here
I feel it
I feel it
Anomalies are excellent instructors
if we're at all curious
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Gimme a cold bright winter
with light loose snow
squeaking underfoot
if we're at all curious
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Gimme a cold bright winter
with light loose snow
squeaking underfoot
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Anomalies are excellent instructors
if we're at all curious
--------
Gimme a cold bright winter
with light loose snow
squeaking underfoot
if we're at all curious
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Gimme a cold bright winter
with light loose snow
squeaking underfoot
Reposted
Profound admiration
Teen brothers patrol the Chicago suburbs to track ICE agents and film raids
Teen brothers patrol the Chicago suburbs to track ICE agents and film raids
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Profound admiration
Teen brothers patrol the Chicago suburbs to track ICE agents and film raids
Teen brothers patrol the Chicago suburbs to track ICE agents and film raids
everything I will ever say has been said before
so many times
I'm not sure if that's a solace or a curse
but I'm thinking curse
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Have you heard the Good News?
God has a Dick!
Thank God I got One!
What a Convenient Fucking Coincidence, eh?
so many times
I'm not sure if that's a solace or a curse
but I'm thinking curse
-------
Have you heard the Good News?
God has a Dick!
Thank God I got One!
What a Convenient Fucking Coincidence, eh?
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
everything I will ever say has been said before
so many times
I'm not sure if that's a solace or a curse
but I'm thinking curse
-------
Have you heard the Good News?
God has a Dick!
Thank God I got One!
What a Convenient Fucking Coincidence, eh?
so many times
I'm not sure if that's a solace or a curse
but I'm thinking curse
-------
Have you heard the Good News?
God has a Dick!
Thank God I got One!
What a Convenient Fucking Coincidence, eh?
Critical Analysis
I give life five stars
I give humanity three stars
the other lifeforms here
give humanity no stars
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I'm drawn to dogs
as wild as they are domestic
between the two of us
we cover a wide range
meeting in practiced mutuality
I give life five stars
I give humanity three stars
the other lifeforms here
give humanity no stars
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I'm drawn to dogs
as wild as they are domestic
between the two of us
we cover a wide range
meeting in practiced mutuality
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Critical Analysis
I give life five stars
I give humanity three stars
the other lifeforms here
give humanity no stars
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I'm drawn to dogs
as wild as they are domestic
between the two of us
we cover a wide range
meeting in practiced mutuality
I give life five stars
I give humanity three stars
the other lifeforms here
give humanity no stars
--------
I'm drawn to dogs
as wild as they are domestic
between the two of us
we cover a wide range
meeting in practiced mutuality
we lack the ability to live in the moment
while planning for a better future
we'll never see
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I feel safe
alone in the woods
like a small bird riding an elephant
I will die
but I know the elephant
will keep walking
keep carrying
while planning for a better future
we'll never see
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I feel safe
alone in the woods
like a small bird riding an elephant
I will die
but I know the elephant
will keep walking
keep carrying
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
we lack the ability to live in the moment
while planning for a better future
we'll never see
--------
I feel safe
alone in the woods
like a small bird riding an elephant
I will die
but I know the elephant
will keep walking
keep carrying
while planning for a better future
we'll never see
--------
I feel safe
alone in the woods
like a small bird riding an elephant
I will die
but I know the elephant
will keep walking
keep carrying
the wealthy satisfy the definition of psychopath
they will continue to see us as less than human
til we do something about it
in reality, the wealthy are those less than human
they've lost the capacity to feel
what others feel
they will continue to see us as less than human
til we do something about it
in reality, the wealthy are those less than human
they've lost the capacity to feel
what others feel
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
the wealthy satisfy the definition of psychopath
they will continue to see us as less than human
til we do something about it
in reality, the wealthy are those less than human
they've lost the capacity to feel
what others feel
they will continue to see us as less than human
til we do something about it
in reality, the wealthy are those less than human
they've lost the capacity to feel
what others feel
if I was god I would kill every human male
every last one, including me
there's plenty enough pregnant women
carrying males in their wombs right now
to avoid any significant disturbance in the gene pool
it worked very well for baboons
and quickly, too
every last one, including me
there's plenty enough pregnant women
carrying males in their wombs right now
to avoid any significant disturbance in the gene pool
it worked very well for baboons
and quickly, too
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
if I was god I would kill every human male
every last one, including me
there's plenty enough pregnant women
carrying males in their wombs right now
to avoid any significant disturbance in the gene pool
it worked very well for baboons
and quickly, too
every last one, including me
there's plenty enough pregnant women
carrying males in their wombs right now
to avoid any significant disturbance in the gene pool
it worked very well for baboons
and quickly, too
I did a month of outdoor winter construction work in Montreal
twice, on my commute from work
people tried to give me money
mistaking me for homeless
me, well paid to do a job
that keeps me in shape
it showed me something about humans
twice, on my commute from work
people tried to give me money
mistaking me for homeless
me, well paid to do a job
that keeps me in shape
it showed me something about humans
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I did a month of outdoor winter construction work in Montreal
twice, on my commute from work
people tried to give me money
mistaking me for homeless
me, well paid to do a job
that keeps me in shape
it showed me something about humans
twice, on my commute from work
people tried to give me money
mistaking me for homeless
me, well paid to do a job
that keeps me in shape
it showed me something about humans
once upon a time
leading a simple life was inexpensive
once upon a time
'a modest home' was a compliment
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if the world's wealth was shared
we would all have enough
winners all
us, here, now
we're not the winning team
but we could be
leading a simple life was inexpensive
once upon a time
'a modest home' was a compliment
-----------
if the world's wealth was shared
we would all have enough
winners all
us, here, now
we're not the winning team
but we could be
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
once upon a time
leading a simple life was inexpensive
once upon a time
'a modest home' was a compliment
-----------
if the world's wealth was shared
we would all have enough
winners all
us, here, now
we're not the winning team
but we could be
leading a simple life was inexpensive
once upon a time
'a modest home' was a compliment
-----------
if the world's wealth was shared
we would all have enough
winners all
us, here, now
we're not the winning team
but we could be
having a dog is like having a four year old
in the body of an athletic eighteen year old
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smart would be us pulling together as a team
but we're not smart enough
getting along still being too complicated a task
not much of a recommendation
not much of a requiem
in the body of an athletic eighteen year old
-----------
smart would be us pulling together as a team
but we're not smart enough
getting along still being too complicated a task
not much of a recommendation
not much of a requiem
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
having a dog is like having a four year old
in the body of an athletic eighteen year old
-----------
smart would be us pulling together as a team
but we're not smart enough
getting along still being too complicated a task
not much of a recommendation
not much of a requiem
in the body of an athletic eighteen year old
-----------
smart would be us pulling together as a team
but we're not smart enough
getting along still being too complicated a task
not much of a recommendation
not much of a requiem
I'm categorically against expensive medical procedures
performed on pets
when so many hundreds of thousands of healthy pets
are put down through lack of ownership
--
Vet told me it's $1200 to fix my cat
I thought of how many cats
I could get for $1200
I figured 1200
and sometimes they're free.
performed on pets
when so many hundreds of thousands of healthy pets
are put down through lack of ownership
--
Vet told me it's $1200 to fix my cat
I thought of how many cats
I could get for $1200
I figured 1200
and sometimes they're free.
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm categorically against expensive medical procedures
performed on pets
when so many hundreds of thousands of healthy pets
are put down through lack of ownership
--
Vet told me it's $1200 to fix my cat
I thought of how many cats
I could get for $1200
I figured 1200
and sometimes they're free.
performed on pets
when so many hundreds of thousands of healthy pets
are put down through lack of ownership
--
Vet told me it's $1200 to fix my cat
I thought of how many cats
I could get for $1200
I figured 1200
and sometimes they're free.
Personal empathy is unavoidable
but behind and above that
is contempt for my species
also unavoidable
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I treat my dogs like dogs
They got free run
as far they they want
but at home I call the shots
Someone needs to be the adult
but behind and above that
is contempt for my species
also unavoidable
-----------
I treat my dogs like dogs
They got free run
as far they they want
but at home I call the shots
Someone needs to be the adult
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Personal empathy is unavoidable
but behind and above that
is contempt for my species
also unavoidable
-----------
I treat my dogs like dogs
They got free run
as far they they want
but at home I call the shots
Someone needs to be the adult
but behind and above that
is contempt for my species
also unavoidable
-----------
I treat my dogs like dogs
They got free run
as far they they want
but at home I call the shots
Someone needs to be the adult
Every thing born is condemned to die
That's a hefty price for living
I think we should working towards
every thing getting its money's worth
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Our species was raised in a beautiful home
with excellent parents
but we drove them out
and now we're trashing the place
That's a hefty price for living
I think we should working towards
every thing getting its money's worth
-----------
Our species was raised in a beautiful home
with excellent parents
but we drove them out
and now we're trashing the place
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Every thing born is condemned to die
That's a hefty price for living
I think we should working towards
every thing getting its money's worth
-----------
Our species was raised in a beautiful home
with excellent parents
but we drove them out
and now we're trashing the place
That's a hefty price for living
I think we should working towards
every thing getting its money's worth
-----------
Our species was raised in a beautiful home
with excellent parents
but we drove them out
and now we're trashing the place
A peaceful domestic situation
spreads its footing
to other structures
that add their own footing
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The poor are more generous than the rich
The closer to dirt
the further from excuse
spreads its footing
to other structures
that add their own footing
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The poor are more generous than the rich
The closer to dirt
the further from excuse
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
A peaceful domestic situation
spreads its footing
to other structures
that add their own footing
---------
The poor are more generous than the rich
The closer to dirt
the further from excuse
spreads its footing
to other structures
that add their own footing
---------
The poor are more generous than the rich
The closer to dirt
the further from excuse
The most adaptable animal
also has the most varied body type
As one would suspect
and hopefully accept
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The more north
the faster the planet is heating
I'm north enough to really see it
it's a big difference
in a small time
also has the most varied body type
As one would suspect
and hopefully accept
---------
The more north
the faster the planet is heating
I'm north enough to really see it
it's a big difference
in a small time
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The most adaptable animal
also has the most varied body type
As one would suspect
and hopefully accept
---------
The more north
the faster the planet is heating
I'm north enough to really see it
it's a big difference
in a small time
also has the most varied body type
As one would suspect
and hopefully accept
---------
The more north
the faster the planet is heating
I'm north enough to really see it
it's a big difference
in a small time
We should be thinking ways
of enriching the natural world
cuz its health is our health
I don't need emotion to make me see that
Cold hard logic open the eyes
and all the beauty is a perk
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Purebreds are swallowed by evolution
Like it or not we're driven
to wander in the DNA
of enriching the natural world
cuz its health is our health
I don't need emotion to make me see that
Cold hard logic open the eyes
and all the beauty is a perk
---------
Purebreds are swallowed by evolution
Like it or not we're driven
to wander in the DNA
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We should be thinking ways
of enriching the natural world
cuz its health is our health
I don't need emotion to make me see that
Cold hard logic open the eyes
and all the beauty is a perk
---------
Purebreds are swallowed by evolution
Like it or not we're driven
to wander in the DNA
of enriching the natural world
cuz its health is our health
I don't need emotion to make me see that
Cold hard logic open the eyes
and all the beauty is a perk
---------
Purebreds are swallowed by evolution
Like it or not we're driven
to wander in the DNA