goobeara aka antifa mom van
@goobeara.bsky.social
anti everything!
i have this internal bet with myself where if i can make it a full year without anyone commenting on my body hair, ill shave it again. going on like 5 years at this point!
October 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i have this internal bet with myself where if i can make it a full year without anyone commenting on my body hair, ill shave it again. going on like 5 years at this point!
“portland is a war zone” brother i am taking my cat through the coffee drive thru
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
“portland is a war zone” brother i am taking my cat through the coffee drive thru
HELLO BLUESKY!!! the world is on fire but i humbly come to you because i totaled my car this morning. i am physically fine, just a little sore and likely bruised up but if you have any extra doll hairs to throw my way for a new (used) car and to pay for the tow/insurance🙏🏼 venmo.com/u/goobeara
July 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
HELLO BLUESKY!!! the world is on fire but i humbly come to you because i totaled my car this morning. i am physically fine, just a little sore and likely bruised up but if you have any extra doll hairs to throw my way for a new (used) car and to pay for the tow/insurance🙏🏼 venmo.com/u/goobeara
hi bluesky!! i’m running a giveaway! anyone can enter - prize pickup will be in portland, oregon (or you can pay for shipping to you) #portland #pdx #pridemonth
June 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
hi bluesky!! i’m running a giveaway! anyone can enter - prize pickup will be in portland, oregon (or you can pay for shipping to you) #portland #pdx #pridemonth
i love star war
May 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i love star war
star wars has the worst fans lol
May 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
star wars has the worst fans lol
ginny is baffled at the concept of a tampon
April 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
ginny is baffled at the concept of a tampon
this black mirror episode is so absolutely devastating i kind of regret watching it
April 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
this black mirror episode is so absolutely devastating i kind of regret watching it
i love how paying off loans makes your credit score worse
April 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i love how paying off loans makes your credit score worse
how do i tell her im just getting up to pee and i’ll be RIGHT BACK DONT MOVE
March 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
how do i tell her im just getting up to pee and i’ll be RIGHT BACK DONT MOVE
a hot new bombshell has entered the villa (the apartment next door)
March 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
a hot new bombshell has entered the villa (the apartment next door)
she’s a model!
March 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
she’s a model!
i love this derpy baby so much
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i love this derpy baby so much
the doctors say she’s anorexic but i think she just hated living in a cage! who knew!
March 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the doctors say she’s anorexic but i think she just hated living in a cage! who knew!
light of my life
March 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
light of my life
same but different
January 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
same but different
answer: 16 minutes
January 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
answer: 16 minutes
here’s a freebie for everyone #vanderpump
December 9, 2024 at 6:53 AM
here’s a freebie for everyone #vanderpump
if just 4 people sent me $25 i could own the lobster nativity scene
December 7, 2024 at 7:36 AM
if just 4 people sent me $25 i could own the lobster nativity scene
