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Fumei
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Just your average colony of sapient microorganisms disguising themselves as a gryphon and/or sergal. | he/they
What the heck, this is months old, but yesterday I hear the song for the first time and today I see the pic for the first time, what is happening?!

(Also this is awesome, so glittery!)
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
But do they have a Wario equivalent, like Tel Alyym or something?
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is the crossover I didn't know I needed.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Looks like I'm far from the first to say this, but man, the "acid" being TV static is such an inspired choice!
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Dunno if it was intentional, but all I can see in that second pic is Saturn Devouring His Son. And I've never wanted to be Saturn's son more. XD These are both really cute!
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
They always say "shoot your shot" but I didn't think they meant it this literally! D:
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
More characters should do this TBH. Whatever Jurassic Park movie had the Indoraptor was shit, but the way it seamlessly moved between 2 and 4 legs was Pretty Nice.
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Finally a use case for AI (costing Disney a thousand times as much money as I'm paying them to create fetish content).
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Okay, I've gone from "I love all your forms" to "I love all* your forms."
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You put porn under a microscope.
I call "being put under a microscope" porn.
We are not the same. XD
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh damn that's awesome, congrats man!
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh my goodness that IS a shape. 👀
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You know what they say: if they aren't scared after shrinking, you didn't make them small enough. Just cast the spell on 'em again, as many times as it takes!
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My brain goes naturally to kookaburra, since you seem to gravitate towards earthy tones and size/heft. But parrots (especially cockatoos) live and breathe the "shitty little gremlin" energy you love so much... X3
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Beat me to it. XD "Of course I'm not one of every species! I'm TWO sheep!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yours is the biggest face which means everyone else is LESS than 0.98cm tall, an incredible revelation!
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The only way to make typing louder than a mechanical keyboard.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What my brain turned this into, for some godforsaken reason:

Coyote and Monsterfucker, attorneys at law.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
hee-HAWWW
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Are there any nights that aren't?!
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
BRB changing my name to Joey.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just flip the order, that's scene/aftercare.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM