Fumei
@goobeak.bsky.social
Just your average colony of sapient microorganisms disguising themselves as a gryphon and/or sergal. | he/they
What the heck, this is months old, but yesterday I hear the song for the first time and today I see the pic for the first time, what is happening?!
(Also this is awesome, so glittery!)
(Also this is awesome, so glittery!)
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What the heck, this is months old, but yesterday I hear the song for the first time and today I see the pic for the first time, what is happening?!
(Also this is awesome, so glittery!)
(Also this is awesome, so glittery!)
But do they have a Wario equivalent, like Tel Alyym or something?
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
But do they have a Wario equivalent, like Tel Alyym or something?
This is the crossover I didn't know I needed.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is the crossover I didn't know I needed.
Looks like I'm far from the first to say this, but man, the "acid" being TV static is such an inspired choice!
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Looks like I'm far from the first to say this, but man, the "acid" being TV static is such an inspired choice!
Dunno if it was intentional, but all I can see in that second pic is Saturn Devouring His Son. And I've never wanted to be Saturn's son more. XD These are both really cute!
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Dunno if it was intentional, but all I can see in that second pic is Saturn Devouring His Son. And I've never wanted to be Saturn's son more. XD These are both really cute!
They always say "shoot your shot" but I didn't think they meant it this literally! D:
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
They always say "shoot your shot" but I didn't think they meant it this literally! D:
More characters should do this TBH. Whatever Jurassic Park movie had the Indoraptor was shit, but the way it seamlessly moved between 2 and 4 legs was Pretty Nice.
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
More characters should do this TBH. Whatever Jurassic Park movie had the Indoraptor was shit, but the way it seamlessly moved between 2 and 4 legs was Pretty Nice.
Finally a use case for AI (costing Disney a thousand times as much money as I'm paying them to create fetish content).
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Finally a use case for AI (costing Disney a thousand times as much money as I'm paying them to create fetish content).
Okay, I've gone from "I love all your forms" to "I love all* your forms."
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Okay, I've gone from "I love all your forms" to "I love all* your forms."
You put porn under a microscope.
I call "being put under a microscope" porn.
We are not the same. XD
I call "being put under a microscope" porn.
We are not the same. XD
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You put porn under a microscope.
I call "being put under a microscope" porn.
We are not the same. XD
I call "being put under a microscope" porn.
We are not the same. XD
Oh damn that's awesome, congrats man!
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh damn that's awesome, congrats man!
Oh my goodness that IS a shape. 👀
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Oh my goodness that IS a shape. 👀
You know what they say: if they aren't scared after shrinking, you didn't make them small enough. Just cast the spell on 'em again, as many times as it takes!
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You know what they say: if they aren't scared after shrinking, you didn't make them small enough. Just cast the spell on 'em again, as many times as it takes!
My brain goes naturally to kookaburra, since you seem to gravitate towards earthy tones and size/heft. But parrots (especially cockatoos) live and breathe the "shitty little gremlin" energy you love so much... X3
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My brain goes naturally to kookaburra, since you seem to gravitate towards earthy tones and size/heft. But parrots (especially cockatoos) live and breathe the "shitty little gremlin" energy you love so much... X3
Beat me to it. XD "Of course I'm not one of every species! I'm TWO sheep!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Beat me to it. XD "Of course I'm not one of every species! I'm TWO sheep!"
Yours is the biggest face which means everyone else is LESS than 0.98cm tall, an incredible revelation!
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yours is the biggest face which means everyone else is LESS than 0.98cm tall, an incredible revelation!
The only way to make typing louder than a mechanical keyboard.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The only way to make typing louder than a mechanical keyboard.
What my brain turned this into, for some godforsaken reason:
Coyote and Monsterfucker, attorneys at law.
Coyote and Monsterfucker, attorneys at law.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What my brain turned this into, for some godforsaken reason:
Coyote and Monsterfucker, attorneys at law.
Coyote and Monsterfucker, attorneys at law.
Are there any nights that aren't?!
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Are there any nights that aren't?!
BRB changing my name to Joey.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
BRB changing my name to Joey.
Just flip the order, that's scene/aftercare.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just flip the order, that's scene/aftercare.