Live footage of Trump apologist chucklefucks on Twitter today after spending all day yesterday telling us “Oh, it’s just the East Wing entrance overhang. Don’t be so dramatic!” How many rakes will those dumdums walk into before they finally get it?!?

“No, no, you’re taking those Young Republican tweets out of context just like you did with CK. Besides, they’re all just kids, and kids do dumb stuff — not like that dangerous thug Travon that y’all love so much!”

I’m just sayin’ — The crowd that spent the last few months wearing Alligator Alcatraz merch and joking about migrants getting eaten the the wildlife probably are the best candidates to be boo-hooing about anyone’s lack of empathy or decorum.

I can’t help but notice that the Grieving Police were nowhere to be found when George Zimmerman was autographing packs of Skittles for his “fans” or auctioning off the weapon for a quarter-mil. Weird, right?

MAGA Apologists: “Well, I don’t think the government was really a factor in getting Kimmel fired. It was a decision by ABC and ABC alone.”

Trump: “I WILL SUE THEM FOR BRINGING KIMMEL BACK! Hell, I already squeezed the spineless bastards for 16Mil! Remember that?! Good times! Good times.”

Goofy-ass Vance has no clue that they’re all being played by 4Chan Chuds to see who can be the first uber-troll to actually kick off the CW “for the lolz”. “Anti-ICE” who targets detainees — yep, definitely THE WHIG PARTY again. Let’s stoke up the finger wagging before the shell casings even cool. 👍

Well, Rapture Day has come and gone…again.

The “Buy American to Save America” crowd is totally cool with Coca-Cola replacing US grown corn syrup with off-shore sugar cane, eh? Sugar is grown in India, Thailand, China and Mexico — not Indiana, Kansas or Ohio.

They *all* know the truth. Exhibit A: Videos of Obama telling the country that the machines themselves were not hacked. Exhibit B: Evidence of the Trump campaign working with Russia that led you (you know) convictions. Exhibit C: The 2020 Repub Led Senate Intel Report stating Russia interfered.

The juxtaposition of these two tweets — one right next to the other — makes my brain explode.

The “no such thing as a free lunch” crowd suddenly believe in “free airplanes”.

“Taking” Gaza because “American Authority”. I’m sure we’ll greeted as liberators. They’ll probably even meet us with flowers and candy and stuff. What could *possibly* go wrong?!

“Mr Patel, is this your hand-written manifesto that has been signed in your own blood, adorned with your own fingerprint and notarized by a priest?”

“I WILL NOT STAND FOR THESE BASELESS ALLEGATIONS THAT ARE NO MORE THAN UGLY RUMORS BY THE LEFT!!”

Even my cynical ass was shocked by “I bet the plane crash was caused by the blacks and the gays not knowing their place.” 🤯

Nazi Salutes to own the libs. What a HILARIOUS trend! “Deplorable” was too generous, IMHO.

[Side note — cheers to the Anglican Church for showing him the door.]

What if…[and hear me out here] What if we rounded up the most vile, pernicious and loathsome people you can possibly imagine…and we gave them all super-important administrative jobs that directly impact everyone’s life in one way or another? Who’s with me?!