No one cares what you think, Simon.

RIP. A sad day.

Farage is a traitor to the UK.

Live by the mob, die by the mob.

Well, Tony Blair turned out to be kind of an awful human.

Keir has made blunders, and I wonder about the people around him, but he’s a man of integrity in a world of charlatans. And that counts for something.

And who gets custody of JD Vance?

This is why the internet was invented

5 holidays, don’t they have jobs?

Also the math doesn’t work, £40k/4 ppl family = £10k / 5 holidays is £2k pp per holiday. He sounds like an entitled twat so he’ll want business class & a posh hotel. £2k wouldn’t get close to covering that. Probably another non-story from the shite Telegraph.

Illudium Phosdex, the shaving cream atom.

Love that little guy.

London should be its own city-state, it should free itself from the pathetic little-Englanders who understand nothing about what makes London so great.

The rest of the UK (mainly Brexit England) might actually fare better without London sucking all the talent, attention, and good vibes.

I meet a lot of people like these, truly odious.

Not sure why money does such horrible things to some people. Where’s the humility?

Let’s get society a bit more equal. I’d start by phasing out private schools entirely.

One of the most dull movies I’ve ever seen. I was on a long flight with not much else to do, so I sat through the whole thing. At the end I was asking myself, ‘why did anyone make this movie?’

Possible categories for a new deck of Top Trumps cards for Reform councillors:

- Dog Whistle Rating (1–100)
- Economic Illiteracy
- Xenophobia Quotient
- Conspiracy Endorsement Level
- Chance of Actually Winning a Seat
- Times They Said “Woke” in One Speech

Oh my, this sounds really really dumb.

We don’t have enough care workers and the cost of care is already far too high.

This is one area where we need more migrants to help us out.

This is madness and will hit the most vulnerable who already struggle to find affordable care.

Thank you for ‘Who Owns England’, one of the most important and insightful publications of our time.