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The central hub of reporting for GongMUN 2025. All news is fictional as part of a Model UN simulation.
GONG MUN IS OVER!!

Thanks to our nine amazing reporters who provided rolling coverage of this busy and eventful conference!

See you another time,

Marcus, IPG Chair
July 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Breaking News:

An ad hoc team engaged in a debate, with the motion raising significant issues that is worthy of consideration. Ultimately, Indonesia is the centre of attention during this discussion.
July 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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#OMG We asked #UNHRC for their thoughts…Are you a REAL fan of human rights? Take this quiz to find out!

Who Said It: Only A True Fan Of Human Rights Can Name All The Countries’ Favourite Rights. www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-gon...
Who Said It: Only A True Fan Of Human Rights Can Name All The Countries’ Favourite Rights.
We LEARNED the UNHRC Member States’ favourite human rights! Name them all to prove you’re a true diplomat.
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July 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Some SPECPOL clauses updates:
1. US will be providing B83 gravity bomb to France
2. Eiffel tower will be planted next to White House
3. some more crazy ones
and they are PASSED!!
July 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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July 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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CHRISTMAS IS HERE!! US GIVES OUT FREE BOMBS IN RESOLUTION #SPECPOL
July 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Breaking News:

“We condemn their administration.” This statement was made by Cook Island to Indonesia. Is this practice considered widely acceptable?
July 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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USA and Guatemala in talks for Epstein island to be renamed Tuvalu to become a global sporting centre.

Tuvalu delegate responds to this “Good luck with that. Also, consider including our TWOValu region, including our take over of Tasmania”
July 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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China will commit its Uyghur population to the reconstruction of Tuvalu Island. Freeing them from their previous task that may or may not have been forced picking of cotton.

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July 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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#SPECPOLLeaks coming in hot with receipts 😱 Trump administration #exposed for being behind the #sneaky white ink clauses in global agreement #MakingAmericaLookBadAgain
July 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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AdHoc:

Tuvalu Government-in-Exile condemns Indonesian move to claim Tuvalu’s former economic zone post Cyclone Monoah. Tuvalu thanks Australia for continued support despite ongoing contention surrounding death of Tuvalu PM on Australian soil.

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July 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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“Putin is my bestie”

The delegation of Ukraine has played victim, calling for exorbitant foreign aid. But leaked audio suggests that the delegation is almost encouraging of Russia’s actions.
July 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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UNHRC “Too much winning”

Kyrgyzstan invites karmic punishment with bold claim amidst ongoing water scarcity crisis impacting fundamental right to potable water.

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July 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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So called “US Hegemony” and “Global Leadership”. Fact or fiction?

Economic data points towards decline of so called “great power” United States.

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July 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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#SPECPOLLeaks 📣 Have you HEARD? The “Non-Aligned Movement” Draft Resolution just teamed up with New Zealand, Australia, AND the UK ⁉️ Soooo what exactly are they "non-aligned” with again…? #AWKWARD
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ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Bad news for France!
Breaking News!!

United States and China agree to jointly nuke France in humanitarian mission to put down unfortunate residents. Proposals include building new UN island of hope in French ruins illuminated with the glow of radiation.

Comment from France unavailable.

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July 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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#SPECPOLLeaks: Rumour has it there’s a SECRET clause in one of the island nations demilitarisation papers…written in white ink #HiddenInPlainSight #OMG

Who’s getting voted out next?
www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-gon...
Which SPECPOL Member Is Hiding Secret Clauses In White Ink?
Day 3 of vibe-checking SPECPOL island...
www.buzzfeed.com
July 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Breaking News:

Yesterday, Somalia’s struggle to find common ground with another country led to an increasing neglect from the international community. However, today, Mexico demonstrated commendable respect by working with Somalia.
July 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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SPECPOL.

Filipino Delegate caught lacking with abominable photography in international forum. Is this truely who the people of the Philippines trust to represent them?

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July 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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“GENERATIONAL DEAL” IN THE MAKING #SPECPOL

Listen in as we discuss with the USA, Guatemala, China, and the Phillipines their actions towards militarisation in small island developing states.

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July 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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New Zealand minister unable to definitively answer questions about the economic impacts of foreign aid and immigration surrounding cyclone Monoah, and leaves press conference early in shame.
July 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Breaking News:

The ECOSOC is now working on their amendments to the resolution and has been in favour, passing an order.
July 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Tuvalu brutality calls out Indonesian colonialism, particularly noting Indonesian ownership of Tuvaluan national media. With this in mind, are we able to trust the information of news outlets such as Antara and Fenuei?
July 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM