so very tired
@gombo.bsky.social
Just a boy and his dog
Once I saw a blimp
Once I saw a blimp
Make me a copy editor
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Make me a copy editor
For free: baby shoes, frequently worn
October 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
For free: baby shoes, frequently worn
“pretending the album is bad”
Swifties cannot comprehend that someone might not like Taylor’s new album
Swifties cannot comprehend that someone might not like Taylor’s new album
October 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“pretending the album is bad”
Swifties cannot comprehend that someone might not like Taylor’s new album
Swifties cannot comprehend that someone might not like Taylor’s new album
My favorite part of the new War of the Worlds movie is when it's revealed Chuck Schumer sent a Teams message decrying the rollout of a massive new governmental surveillance program. The man loves sending 'strongly worded letters'
September 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My favorite part of the new War of the Worlds movie is when it's revealed Chuck Schumer sent a Teams message decrying the rollout of a massive new governmental surveillance program. The man loves sending 'strongly worded letters'
We don’t need a Ryan Reynolds, we already have a Jason Lee
August 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We don’t need a Ryan Reynolds, we already have a Jason Lee
"Shaq, you're the new celebrity spokesperson for Beatbox alcoholic beverages. Can you give us your most tepid, insincere smile for the marketing materials? Perfect."
July 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Shaq, you're the new celebrity spokesperson for Beatbox alcoholic beverages. Can you give us your most tepid, insincere smile for the marketing materials? Perfect."
Pig-butchering scams are going next-level
July 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pig-butchering scams are going next-level
Who gonna primary Hickenlooper next?
June 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Who gonna primary Hickenlooper next?
Can’t believe Cuomo’s slogan didn’t catch on more
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Can’t believe Cuomo’s slogan didn’t catch on more
Need to see a pic of Kristen Chenoweth standing next to Chet Holmgren before tipoff
June 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Need to see a pic of Kristen Chenoweth standing next to Chet Holmgren before tipoff
This shit is embarrassing. No hero worship of Gavin fucking Newsom please
June 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This shit is embarrassing. No hero worship of Gavin fucking Newsom please
These Oreo flavors are getting out-of-hand
June 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
These Oreo flavors are getting out-of-hand
Who could ever forget Joe Buck’s iconic call? “That is a hostile and political act.”
April 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Who could ever forget Joe Buck’s iconic call? “That is a hostile and political act.”
Oh so that’s why IPAs taste so shitty
April 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh so that’s why IPAs taste so shitty
You know what this means? A-Rod bout to commission a portrait of himself as a wolf to hang over his bed
FROM SHAMS:
Just in: Arbitrators have ruled Marc Lore and Alex Rodriguez over Glen Taylor as the next majority ownership group of the Minnesota Timberwolves, Lore and Rodriguez told ESPN. The NBA’s Board of Governors now have to approve Lore and Rodriguez.
Just in: Arbitrators have ruled Marc Lore and Alex Rodriguez over Glen Taylor as the next majority ownership group of the Minnesota Timberwolves, Lore and Rodriguez told ESPN. The NBA’s Board of Governors now have to approve Lore and Rodriguez.
February 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You know what this means? A-Rod bout to commission a portrait of himself as a wolf to hang over his bed
Who else is out here still thinking about Clive Tanaka? It’s been a decade and all I wanna know is that he’s still out there thriving, wherever he is
February 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Who else is out here still thinking about Clive Tanaka? It’s been a decade and all I wanna know is that he’s still out there thriving, wherever he is
This dude is gonna die in the funniest way possible
January 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This dude is gonna die in the funniest way possible
Justice Alito is gonna feel pretty dumb when he hears about this
January 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Justice Alito is gonna feel pretty dumb when he hears about this