Phil Rau
@gollumpus.bsky.social
Time's Person of the Year 2006.
Owner of a Plot of Land on Mars.
Scottish Laird.
International Haunted House Expert.
You could say that I'm a pretty big deal.
Owner of a Plot of Land on Mars.
Scottish Laird.
International Haunted House Expert.
You could say that I'm a pretty big deal.
Jesus Christ, plutocrats. You wanna fucking do something now that it's affecting you too??
April 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Jesus Christ, plutocrats. You wanna fucking do something now that it's affecting you too??
Wait wait wait wait.... The term "snowflake", derisively referring to someone who gets their feelings hurt too easily, comes from Fight Club?
The right wing assholes who love to use this term know that Tyler Durden was satire and not actually meant to emulated, right?
The right wing assholes who love to use this term know that Tyler Durden was satire and not actually meant to emulated, right?
March 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wait wait wait wait.... The term "snowflake", derisively referring to someone who gets their feelings hurt too easily, comes from Fight Club?
The right wing assholes who love to use this term know that Tyler Durden was satire and not actually meant to emulated, right?
The right wing assholes who love to use this term know that Tyler Durden was satire and not actually meant to emulated, right?
Geez Wordle. Who hurt you today?
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February 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Geez Wordle. Who hurt you today?
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Dammit. The squirrels are figuring out the bird feeder. Looks like it's time to invest in a baffle.
February 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Dammit. The squirrels are figuring out the bird feeder. Looks like it's time to invest in a baffle.
I bought a humidifier and the instructions were:
1) Do not turn on without water.
2) Run for 30 minutes before use.
I ... like ... can't?
1) Do not turn on without water.
2) Run for 30 minutes before use.
I ... like ... can't?
February 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I bought a humidifier and the instructions were:
1) Do not turn on without water.
2) Run for 30 minutes before use.
I ... like ... can't?
1) Do not turn on without water.
2) Run for 30 minutes before use.
I ... like ... can't?
Awww... Love birds!!
February 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Awww... Love birds!!
Just installed my smart bird feeder with species detection... Apparently, I'm a northern cardinal ..
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Just installed my smart bird feeder with species detection... Apparently, I'm a northern cardinal ..
You have posted the actual truth.
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You have posted the actual truth.
My manager asked what a Wawa was in my team meeting today. When I explained it to him, his response was "So, just a convenience store?"
I am currently preparing my resignation letter. I don't need that sort of negativity in my life.
I am currently preparing my resignation letter. I don't need that sort of negativity in my life.
February 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My manager asked what a Wawa was in my team meeting today. When I explained it to him, his response was "So, just a convenience store?"
I am currently preparing my resignation letter. I don't need that sort of negativity in my life.
I am currently preparing my resignation letter. I don't need that sort of negativity in my life.
I don't want to brag or anything, but a kitty let me pet him for like 2 minute this morning on my morning walk.
February 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don't want to brag or anything, but a kitty let me pet him for like 2 minute this morning on my morning walk.
New lock installed, excellent movie watched with the family, and new game played with the family. Consider this a good day.
February 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
New lock installed, excellent movie watched with the family, and new game played with the family. Consider this a good day.
Wait, wait, wait, wait... WAIT.
Are you telling me.. that there is a feed on BlueSky that has pictures of cats? And another with dogs?
AND THEY AREN'T ON DEFAULT????
Are you telling me.. that there is a feed on BlueSky that has pictures of cats? And another with dogs?
AND THEY AREN'T ON DEFAULT????
January 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait... WAIT.
Are you telling me.. that there is a feed on BlueSky that has pictures of cats? And another with dogs?
AND THEY AREN'T ON DEFAULT????
Are you telling me.. that there is a feed on BlueSky that has pictures of cats? And another with dogs?
AND THEY AREN'T ON DEFAULT????
But on the plus side, no stopping. And, there's lots of room for growth!
January 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
But on the plus side, no stopping. And, there's lots of room for growth!
Results of running on the trail for the first time in over a month:
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Results of running on the trail for the first time in over a month:
I'm representing today!
January 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'm representing today!
While it just shouldn't have been that close to begin with, this pisses me off even more...
BREAKING: KAMALA ROBBED OF 3,565,000 VOTES | The Kyle Kulinski Show
YouTube video by Secular Talk
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January 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
While it just shouldn't have been that close to begin with, this pisses me off even more...
I remember seeing the Elon Tusk episode of Rick and Morty back in 2019 and thinking it was kinda funny.
Watching it now was just 22 minutes of cringe.
Watching it now was just 22 minutes of cringe.
January 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I remember seeing the Elon Tusk episode of Rick and Morty back in 2019 and thinking it was kinda funny.
Watching it now was just 22 minutes of cringe.
Watching it now was just 22 minutes of cringe.
@bestbuysocial.bsky.social when you say two days shipping for members, giving me a anticipated arrival date of 2 days and then having it not be in my hands 6 days later seems kinda like false advertising.
January 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@bestbuysocial.bsky.social when you say two days shipping for members, giving me a anticipated arrival date of 2 days and then having it not be in my hands 6 days later seems kinda like false advertising.
Beautiful.
January 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Beautiful.
Watching the Eagles in the 4th quarter be like:
a group of cartoon characters with the words stop it 's already dead written below them
ALT: a group of cartoon characters with the words stop it 's already dead written below them
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Watching the Eagles in the 4th quarter be like:
I've heard Tom Brady say the word "tush" entirely too much today.
January 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I've heard Tom Brady say the word "tush" entirely too much today.
@jlsrau.bsky.social Welcome to the tomfoolery!!
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@jlsrau.bsky.social Welcome to the tomfoolery!!
Heck yeah, Eagles. That's a fantastic start!!
January 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Heck yeah, Eagles. That's a fantastic start!!
Stepping up my Blue Sky game. I've got the app, so let the typos fly!!
January 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Stepping up my Blue Sky game. I've got the app, so let the typos fly!!
@highphi.bsky.social Y'all officially have more Blue Sky posts than anyone that I actually know. Keep it up!!
January 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
@highphi.bsky.social Y'all officially have more Blue Sky posts than anyone that I actually know. Keep it up!!