Jake English
@golgothas-terrors.bsky.social
“𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦!”
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a cartoon of a person reading a book called spider-man
ALT: a cartoon of a person reading a book called spider-man
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“𝐈’𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒! 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.”
☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
Reposted by Jake English
𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚
ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ.
𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠,
ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ.
{ ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 }
𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ.
𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ.
ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ.
𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠,
ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ.
{ ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 }
𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ.
𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ.
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚
ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ.
𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠,
ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ.
{ ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 }
𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ.
𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ.
ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ.
𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠,
ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ.
{ ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 }
𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ.
𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ.
Reposted by Jake English
“𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗷𝗮 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁???”
#hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP
𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰
#hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP
𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰
April 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗷𝗮 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁???”
#hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP
𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰
#hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP
𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰
GOSH, trying to watch these animes the way Dirk tells me to, but the gosh darned subtitles are hard to keep up with sometimes!!!! Nobody tell him I swapped over to the dubs….*wipes sweat from brow nervously*
April 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
GOSH, trying to watch these animes the way Dirk tells me to, but the gosh darned subtitles are hard to keep up with sometimes!!!! Nobody tell him I swapped over to the dubs….*wipes sweat from brow nervously*
GOODMORNING ALL!!
March 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
GOODMORNING ALL!!
I’ve been feeling a tad dizzy today. Perhaps the flu bug has finally flown its way to my island? YIKES!
March 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’ve been feeling a tad dizzy today. Perhaps the flu bug has finally flown its way to my island? YIKES!
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Reposted by Jake English
Reposted by Jake English
Reposted by Jake English
I see!! It is ECTOBIOLOBABBLE that I WILL NOT GET INTO!!
…What, erm… what was said about me?
…What, erm… what was said about me?
" Well... Great-Great-Grandpa was a Harley. "
" But what I've read about was an English. "
" Weird... Weird time shenanigans I guess. "
" But what I've read about was an English. "
" Weird... Weird time shenanigans I guess. "
Maybe, yes!!
It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!!
It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!!
March 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I see!! It is ECTOBIOLOBABBLE that I WILL NOT GET INTO!!
…What, erm… what was said about me?
…What, erm… what was said about me?
Maybe, yes!!
It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!!
It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!!
“ Oh! Right… I guess that would be super far in the future version of you. “
“ Er… Sorry. It’s, really weird meeting you. I never did before. “
“ Er… Sorry. It’s, really weird meeting you. I never did before. “
YES!! HAHA…
Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P
Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P
March 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Maybe, yes!!
It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!!
It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!!
YES!! HAHA…
Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P
Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P
" Mmm... "
" Yeah. Used to read up on stories about all the things you'd done. You were always pretty impressive Grandpa. "
" Yeah. Used to read up on stories about all the things you'd done. You were always pretty impressive Grandpa. "
Well I AM the head of SKAIANET, I must have a few thoughts shaking around in this hollow noggin of mine, HAH!!
March 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
YES!! HAHA…
Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P
Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P
Well I AM the head of SKAIANET, I must have a few thoughts shaking around in this hollow noggin of mine, HAH!!
“ Yeah… I’ll uh, let you know if I’m ever in dire need of some wisdom. “
“ Perhaps you’d know better than I would… “
“ Perhaps you’d know better than I would… “
I SEE!!
Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!!
Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!!
Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!!
Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!!
March 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Well I AM the head of SKAIANET, I must have a few thoughts shaking around in this hollow noggin of mine, HAH!!
I SEE!!
Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!!
Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!!
Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!!
Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!!
“ Well… You’re Great Grandma Jades Grandpa so… You’re my… Great-Great-Grandpa? “
WOWIE!!! We are??? THE FAMILY PILE KEEPS GETTING LARGER!!!
March 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I SEE!!
Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!!
Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!!
Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!!
Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!!
WOWIE!!! We are??? THE FAMILY PILE KEEPS GETTING LARGER!!!
“ I cannot believe I’m related to you sometimes. “
Anyhow… gosh. I don’t get hammered too often, I prefer keeping my gourd on LOCK and also I don’t think drinking is particularly positive for my myriad of brain injuries… but gosh, I am HUNGOVER AND IT IS YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO DIP INTO THE WHISKY!
March 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
WOWIE!!! We are??? THE FAMILY PILE KEEPS GETTING LARGER!!!
Anyhow… gosh. I don’t get hammered too often, I prefer keeping my gourd on LOCK and also I don’t think drinking is particularly positive for my myriad of brain injuries… but gosh, I am HUNGOVER AND IT IS YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO DIP INTO THE WHISKY!
March 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Anyhow… gosh. I don’t get hammered too often, I prefer keeping my gourd on LOCK and also I don’t think drinking is particularly positive for my myriad of brain injuries… but gosh, I am HUNGOVER AND IT IS YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO DIP INTO THE WHISKY!
I enjoy how this is at the bottom of my screen while I’m posting. CORRECT, BLUESKY! YOU WIN THIS ROUND!!
March 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I enjoy how this is at the bottom of my screen while I’m posting. CORRECT, BLUESKY! YOU WIN THIS ROUND!!
I don’t think myself the jealous type, but GOLLY is it a pain to have chapped lips. Those who don’t get it DO NOT GET IT!!! MUST WE AS A SOCIETY REGRESS SO FAR WE DO NOT HAVE A CURE FOR SUCH A THING?????
February 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I don’t think myself the jealous type, but GOLLY is it a pain to have chapped lips. Those who don’t get it DO NOT GET IT!!! MUST WE AS A SOCIETY REGRESS SO FAR WE DO NOT HAVE A CURE FOR SUCH A THING?????
Reposted by Jake English
:33 < *ac pops up!*
:33 < hello! wow this place looks like lots of fun! *ac cannot wait to m33t some new furends, her body is absolutely tingling with excitement!*
:33 < hopefully i arrived befur those stinky tf2 jerks did *ac hates those guys!*
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
:33 < hello! wow this place looks like lots of fun! *ac cannot wait to m33t some new furends, her body is absolutely tingling with excitement!*
:33 < hopefully i arrived befur those stinky tf2 jerks did *ac hates those guys!*
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
February 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
:33 < *ac pops up!*
:33 < hello! wow this place looks like lots of fun! *ac cannot wait to m33t some new furends, her body is absolutely tingling with excitement!*
:33 < hopefully i arrived befur those stinky tf2 jerks did *ac hates those guys!*
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
:33 < hello! wow this place looks like lots of fun! *ac cannot wait to m33t some new furends, her body is absolutely tingling with excitement!*
:33 < hopefully i arrived befur those stinky tf2 jerks did *ac hates those guys!*
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
Reposted by Jake English
Olympic National Park, WA
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Olympic National Park, WA
Sometimes, I wonder if the real chums are the bothersome bastards that don’t leave when you close your eyes. Sometimes, I wonder if I have a bit too much brain damage!!! WHO KNOWS!!
February 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sometimes, I wonder if the real chums are the bothersome bastards that don’t leave when you close your eyes. Sometimes, I wonder if I have a bit too much brain damage!!! WHO KNOWS!!
Gosh, is it groggy as a great gator swamp today!! If my booties weren’t so expertly suited to the weather, my socks would be soaked!!
February 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Gosh, is it groggy as a great gator swamp today!! If my booties weren’t so expertly suited to the weather, my socks would be soaked!!
Nothing like a good ENGLISH MUFFIN to get a lad FIRED UP FOR THE DAY!!!! Named after yours truly!!! (HAHA! Joshing you!! Though my gran said such a thing, I truly believed it for a long while there!!!!)
February 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Nothing like a good ENGLISH MUFFIN to get a lad FIRED UP FOR THE DAY!!!! Named after yours truly!!! (HAHA! Joshing you!! Though my gran said such a thing, I truly believed it for a long while there!!!!)
“𝐈’𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒! 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.”
☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
a cartoon of a person reading a book called spider-man
ALT: a cartoon of a person reading a book called spider-man
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February 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“𝐈’𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒! 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.”
☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆
#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp