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Jake English
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“𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦!”
Pinned
“𝐈’𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒! 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.”

☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆

#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
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𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚
ʙᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ.
𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠,
ʙˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵉ.

{ ᴘʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ 𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 }

𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ.
𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨,
ᴛʰᵃᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ɪ ʰᵉᵃʳ.
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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“𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗷𝗮 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁???”

#hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰
April 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
GOSH, trying to watch these animes the way Dirk tells me to, but the gosh darned subtitles are hard to keep up with sometimes!!!! Nobody tell him I swapped over to the dubs….*wipes sweat from brow nervously*
April 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
GOODMORNING ALL!!
March 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’ve been feeling a tad dizzy today. Perhaps the flu bug has finally flown its way to my island? YIKES!
March 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I see!! It is ECTOBIOLOBABBLE that I WILL NOT GET INTO!!

…What, erm… what was said about me?
" Well... Great-Great-Grandpa was a Harley. "

" But what I've read about was an English. "

" Weird... Weird time shenanigans I guess. "
Maybe, yes!!

It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!!
March 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Maybe, yes!!

It could also be a different me, though? Is your great grandfather Jake English or Jake Harley! Those are DIFFERENT !!!!!
“ Oh! Right… I guess that would be super far in the future version of you. “

“ Er… Sorry. It’s, really weird meeting you. I never did before. “
YES!! HAHA…

Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P
March 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
YES!! HAHA…

Uh. I don’t know if I’m the one you’re thinking of though I’m not really sure your.. life. :P
" Mmm... "

" Yeah. Used to read up on stories about all the things you'd done. You were always pretty impressive Grandpa. "
Well I AM the head of SKAIANET, I must have a few thoughts shaking around in this hollow noggin of mine, HAH!!
March 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Well I AM the head of SKAIANET, I must have a few thoughts shaking around in this hollow noggin of mine, HAH!!
“ Yeah… I’ll uh, let you know if I’m ever in dire need of some wisdom. “

“ Perhaps you’d know better than I would… “
I SEE!!

Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!!

Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!!
March 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I SEE!!

Of course Jade is also MY grandma, but I am hers, because it is mutual!! Her gramps not her grandma. HAHA! Very well then!!

Well I am erm.. not old enough to have great grandfatherly wisdom, but LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY!!
“ Well… You’re Great Grandma Jades Grandpa so… You’re my… Great-Great-Grandpa? “
WOWIE!!! We are??? THE FAMILY PILE KEEPS GETTING LARGER!!!
March 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
WOWIE!!! We are??? THE FAMILY PILE KEEPS GETTING LARGER!!!
“ I cannot believe I’m related to you sometimes. “
Anyhow… gosh. I don’t get hammered too often, I prefer keeping my gourd on LOCK and also I don’t think drinking is particularly positive for my myriad of brain injuries… but gosh, I am HUNGOVER AND IT IS YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO DIP INTO THE WHISKY!
March 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Anyhow… gosh. I don’t get hammered too often, I prefer keeping my gourd on LOCK and also I don’t think drinking is particularly positive for my myriad of brain injuries… but gosh, I am HUNGOVER AND IT IS YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO DIP INTO THE WHISKY!
March 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I enjoy how this is at the bottom of my screen while I’m posting. CORRECT, BLUESKY! YOU WIN THIS ROUND!!
March 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don’t think myself the jealous type, but GOLLY is it a pain to have chapped lips. Those who don’t get it DO NOT GET IT!!! MUST WE AS A SOCIETY REGRESS SO FAR WE DO NOT HAVE A CURE FOR SUCH A THING?????
February 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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:33 < *ac pops up!*
:33 < hello! wow this place looks like lots of fun! *ac cannot wait to m33t some new furends, her body is absolutely tingling with excitement!*
:33 < hopefully i arrived befur those stinky tf2 jerks did *ac hates those guys!*

#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
February 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Olympic National Park, WA
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sometimes, I wonder if the real chums are the bothersome bastards that don’t leave when you close your eyes. Sometimes, I wonder if I have a bit too much brain damage!!! WHO KNOWS!!
February 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Gosh, is it groggy as a great gator swamp today!! If my booties weren’t so expertly suited to the weather, my socks would be soaked!!
February 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Nothing like a good ENGLISH MUFFIN to get a lad FIRED UP FOR THE DAY!!!! Named after yours truly!!! (HAHA! Joshing you!! Though my gran said such a thing, I truly believed it for a long while there!!!!)
February 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“𝐈’𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒! 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.”

☆ A silly little Jake Rp☆

#homestuckrp #hsrp #mvrp #multiverserp #blueskyrp
a cartoon of a person reading a book called spider-man
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February 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM