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Golfhaus (⛳🏠)
@golfhaus.bsky.social
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If I can't show it, if you can't see me /
What's the point of doing anything?

https://twitch.tv/Golfhaus

Unabashed liberal/atheist/nerd. Usually in that order.
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You'd think I had a basic understanding of another language by now. You'd be wrong.
The 1000 day streak message from Duolingo
July 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Naturally, being a goober with this lovely lady. @speechonista.bsky.social
April 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Rocking out at the #HighWaterFestival. Counting Crows and Arcade Fire tonight! 🎉
April 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I'm kind of a big deal.
A Duolingo badge celebrating my 900-day learning streak.
April 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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These new Duolingo transitions are low-key terrifying.
A "practice complete!" screen from Duolingo. In the screen, Duo is represented as a caterpillar who has turned into a butterfly. The butterfly Duo is rendered in a "kawaii" way, with big eyes and a gleeful expression. The caterpillar cocoon looks like a dead Duo , though, and is creepy at best.
March 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Dinner with three absolutely amazing accompaniments. I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to decide the order.
An amazing old fashioned. An amazing pizza. An amazing girlfriend.
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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WTF, Duolingo?
The Duolingo app icon, currently a "dead" Duo with his tongue hanging limp from his mouth and X's for eyes.
February 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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"Say, Drake"
An extreme close-up black and white photograph of Aleister Crowley.
February 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Government going all out putting those chemtrails in the sky now. /s
A photo of the sky, with seven trailing plumes behind aircraft.
January 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Literally set a reminder for January 20, 2029 to check if I can undo this.
A screenshot showing that I have told my phone to deliver "No more from The White House (.gov)." An Undo button sits underneath, unpressed.
January 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Banned from what, exactly? Peeing?

"The verdict is read. Gentlemen, secure this man's penis and present THE CLAMP."
Headline text from SFGATE: "Man banned after allegedly urinating on passenger during SFO flight." Picture is of an air traffic control tower with a plane taking off in the background. There is no pee coming from the tower or the plane.
January 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Living my best life.
A 40-something man looking real middle-aged, sitting in an Adirondack chair in the super-shallow end of a pool. There's a polka dot umbrella protecting him from the sun, as well as a wide-brimmed hat.
December 29, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Random shots from in and around Sarasota yesterday. #flvacation
A fantastic Cuban sandwich at Columbia's in St Armand's Circle, Sarasota A fantastic Old Fashioned, with a Painkiller in the background. The outside of The Doctor's Office, a bar that's medical themed.
December 28, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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When life's latte gives you the finger, rotate it to give you finger guns.
A latte where the original photo looked like the foam was making the shape of a middle finger, but rotated so that it looks like a finger gun instead.
December 17, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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Amazing.

(Found at: www.reddit.com/r/pics/comme...)
One of those Catholic-candle glass cylinders, but with Luigi Mangione (the alleged healthcare CEO murderer) as the saint. Around his head, where there is normally a Latin religious inscription, it reads, "Protect Us From Corruption." He is listed as "Saint Luigi" along the bottom of the candle.
December 14, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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New glasses around these parts, going through the multi-day effort of my eyes getting used to them. Only bumping into things *occasionally*.
A picture of a mid-40s cishet white male, wearing a sleeveless black shirt. He has on a pair of *sick* new glasses, and a two-week-old beard. He's trying to look like a badass, but he knows he's not.
December 13, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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Digging the "makes a great gift!" vibe that the Photoshopped bow provides.
A screenshot from Amazon of "Earth Rated" dog poop bags. A Christmas present bow has been badly photoshopped onto the box in the image. Amazon proudly announces that if the bags are ordered today, they will arrive before Christmas. It seems a little hack to make a "shitty Christmas gift" joke here, but that's what I'm inclined to do.
December 11, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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No one.

No one is sad.
A CNN Podcasts headline: "A health insurance CEO is dead. Not everyone is sad." The headquarters of UnitedHealthcare is pictured, with its flags at half-staff. Not pictured: the flags at half-staff for the thousands of people who died because UHC denied their insurance claims. Because they don't get flags.
December 10, 2024 at 6:13 AM
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I'm sure the science and data backs this up, but I'm having a hard time buying it. As opposed to Coca-Cola, which I buy very easily.

From: www.musicradar.com/music-indust...
A screenshot of text: "Back in the brand world, data from Coca-Cola, arguably the biggest FMCG brand ever, highlights the importance of reach and growth from light buyers. Their data shows how the ‘average buyer’ is different from the ‘typical buyer’ because a few heavy users skewed the ‘average buyer’. In reality, half of all Coke buyers, purchase only one or two cans or bottles per year. Very few buyers purchase around the ‘average’ of 12 times annually."
December 9, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Finally made it to a #GhostPirates game with @speechonista.bsky.social 🏒🏒🏒
December 7, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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You'll always Excel at this type of humor!
A black and white Wilkins Coffee ad - a pretty deep cut for a Muppets meme. Wilkins and Wontkins stare at the viewer. Someone has pointed a gun from off screen and fired at Wontkins.
December 4, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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I'm kind of a big deal.
A Duolingo badge, declaring me "in the top 1% of all Duolingo learners." Duo, the Duolingo mascot owl, is looking all swole, and asking, "Is your last name 'Winner?'" No Duo, it isn't. My last name is Haus.
December 4, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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Ordered some new glasses. This is the first time I've changed the style of my glasses in 20+ years. Kind of excited!
A photo of the "Ames" style eyeglasses. The frame has a black top and is frameless on the bottom. It's very reminiscent of what Kevin Costner wore in the JFK movie. "I've been sleeping for three years!"
December 2, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Yeah, I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
An iconic photograph of the Bee Gees, dressed in white disco-era clothing, on a white backdrop. Their smiles seem to be expressing the thought, "Yeah, you think we look gay here, but we got more poon in 1978 alone than you'll get in your short, sad lifetime."
November 30, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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Sorry fam, I started eating before the obligatory picture.
A Thanksgiving dinner full o' food
November 28, 2024 at 10:35 PM