To Pope Leo: excommuciate the bastard. Also not a priority but while I have you here but maybe posthumously lift the excommuciaton on Raymond VI of Tolouse

Your talent as a writer is breathtaking. I still get a whirlwind of emotions thinking about the ending of the Prince of All Rats. I (my PC) did what I had to do, and yet...

Retail worker here: that's a bog standard teleporter, see them everywhere these days

NEW RAT STORY DROPPED HELL YEAH

My headcanon is always: Whatever you were before, Space Marinification turns you into a huge gay man

A model of how to be a passionate fan of works of media without being completely deranged. I am sorry for what you experienced from the Star Wars 'fans' back in the day.

As a retail employee: it's okay, we'll just laugh about you then forget all about it (we deal with MUCH worse on a regular basis)

Missourian here, and let me just say: what the fuck

Hopefully they address this in the next patch

This is a beautiful insight, thank you.

Thank you for leaving the date in. A crueler person would have edited it out.

Hmmm, someone to step up 'in place of' the President,' one might say. You should write it up in some kind of document, laying out the structure of a government.

"British Republic" fuck yeah, Queen Victora? More like, uh... Tore down the Monarchy!

Not a Catholic anymore, but the short verison is that (under that belief system) if you sincerely repent your sins and intend to go through the sacrament of Confession to absolve them, but die before you get the chance, you're fine.

Judge Merchan is reading Trump memes reposted by prospective jurors into the record and periodically apologizing for any offense given. The latest: "Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave."